Edgehead7 - The Chronicles Of Guitarman

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Look! In the sky!

It's a b[D]ird!

It's a pl[G]ane!

Oh my God! It's mo[E]ther-fuckin' Guitarman!

Th[E]ere he is flying through the s[G]ky

H[E]e saves your ass from da[G]ily cr[D]ime

W[E]ith Tuner Boy right by his si[G]de

Their emo[E]tions are open; they have not[G]hing to h[D]ide

Guitarman will t[C]ie you up with his G-String

And w[Am]hack you with his nut

The on[G]ly way to make him stop

Is to hit h[D]im on his butt

H[C]e will then b[Am]ust out a riff

Ever[G]ytime he does, Tu[D]ner Boy gets stiff

Then th[C]ey fly back to the mu[Am]sic store

And Tu[G]ner Boy learns how to [D]be a whore

Ever[F]ything will t[C]hen get dark

And ligh[G]tning will strike h[A]igh

The Ea[F]stern sky will p[C]art

And o[G]ut will fly Jesus G[A]uy

Evi[F]l-doers will tr[C]emble in fear

For they k[G]now that they have been ca[A]ught

However, Je[F]sus Guy will h[C]ug them

Because their s[G]ins have been bo[A]ught

J[F]esus Guy su[C]rely has fr[G]eed them from their s[A]in

And f[F]lew off n[C]ever to [G]be seen ag[A]ain

J[Em]esus Guy had l[D]eft them there

The t[C]own was surely in d[G]oubt

T[Em]uner Boy w[D]ent to the top

Of the mu[C]sic store to p[G]out

[Em]He was really s[D]ad

That Je[C]sus Guy was g[G]one

And m[Em]ore sad of the f[D]act

That he ne[C]ver got turned [G]on

P[Em]lus he had not y[D]et

M[C]et his life's g[G]oal

To fi[Em]nally get the ch[D]ance to tune

Guit[C]arman's sound h[G]ole

T[Am]uner Boy then s[C]aw what was coming

He h[D]ad no chance to r[G]un

The Kam[Am]ikaze Kid was th[C]ere

T[D]uner Boy was d[G]one

The m[Am]usic store was t[C]hen destroyed

With Tu[D]ner Boy on t[G]op

The Kam[Am]ikaze K[C]id was dead

He di[D]dn't care to s[G]top

T[Am]uner Boy was de[C]ad

Gu[D]itarman was set to f[G]lee

But one sup[Am]erhero rema[C]ined

And he wou[D]ldn't let that [G]be

The t[A]own members sh[G]owed some hope

As t[D]hey looked to the s[C]ky

They k[A]new what was co[G]ming

For the C[D]ock Emblem sh[C]own high

Co[A]ckman pounced on Gui[G]tarman

And with the C[D]ock-Lasso he did t[C]ie

Gui[A]tarman knew his d[G]ay had come

I[D]t was time to d[C]ie

The town[A]speople jo[G]ined in

And des[D]troyed Guitarma[C]n

Which tr[A]uely proves the l[G]ong-thought fact

That c[D]ocks and jus[C]tice go h[E]and-i[E]n-ha[E]nd