Brett Kline - The Retirement Home

I[G] went to see my grandparen[D]ts last week
[Em]I was greeted by some old [C]freak
H[G]e said "hello" at least five times to [D]me
H[Em]e's probably just losing his me[C]mory

    *regular strumming*
I[G]'m at the retirem[D]ent home
I[Em]'m at the retir[C]ement home
I[G]'m at the retirem[D]ent home
I[Em]'m at the retir[C]ement home - oh yeah!

       *palm muted*
L[G]ook at them losing all of their h[D]airs
W[Em]atch them falling down the s[C]tairs
S[G]ee that guy lying on h[D]is back
M[Em]aybe he's having a heart at[C]tack - oh yeah!

   *regular strumming*
[G]I'm at the retire[D]ment home
I[Em]'m at the retir[C]ement home
I[G]'m at the retirem[D]ent home
I[Em]'m at the retir[C]ement home - oh yeah!

       *palm muted*
Y[G]ou have to look out for these ol[D]d folks
A[Em]t any time they can[C] have strokes
B[G]ut I feel most sorry for that o[D]ne with the IV
I[Em] think that nurse accidentally switc[C]hed it with pee

     *regular strumming*
I[G]'m at the retirem[D]ent home
I[Em]'m at the retir[C]ement home
T[G]hat guy in the wheelchair is [D]drooling foam
A[Em]t the retire[C]ment home - oh y[G]eah!