The Lancashire Hotpots - Shopmobility Scooter

[G]In 2004 I read a [Em]letter in the star
It were [C]about a German market in the [D]to[D]wn[Dsus4]      [D]        [Dsus2]              [D]
They were [G]sellin fancy cheese an meat, an [Em]continental wine
An the [C]author of the letter had to [D]frown

Cause where’s he gonna [G]park where’s he gonna [Em]park
His shopmobility [C]scooter To[D]day X 2

In [G]2005 I heard a [Em]tale in the pub
Big [C]frank were tekkin scooter down to [D]sh[D]op[Dsus4]      [D]        [Dsus2]              [D]
Well [G]half way there, he hit the kerb and [Em]battery went flat
Now he’s [C]stuck about ½ a mile f[D]rom co-op.

An where’s he gonna [G]charge Where’s he gonna [Em]charge
His shopmobility [C]scooterrrr      [D]
…. Tadaaayyyyy X 2

In [G]2006 I had me [Em]eye on fairer sex
I where [C]tryin to impress this lovely lass called [D]je[D]an[Dsus4]      [D]        [Dsus2]              [D]
I [G]got meself a rascal an painted [Em]lightning on the side
Now I’m [C]courting, an its thanks to mean mac[D]hine

But where am I gonna put [G]jean where am I gonna put [Em]jean
In me shopmobility [C]scooterrrrr…. Tad[D]aaayyyyyy X 2