The Lancashire Hotpots - Myspace

[A]Oh I got myself a myspace page
It [E]really is the b[A]est
[A]I logged into it the tother day
It s[D]aid new friend request
It[A] were from a lass in lancashire
her [E]page had loads of h[A]its
[A]I saw the pictures in her profile
and [D]she had absolutely massive...
[A]Too-ra, Loo-ra, Aye
[E]Too-ra, Loo-ra, [A]Ayes
[A]Too-ra, Loo-ra, Loo-ra Aye
[D]Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ay[A]es

[A]Right Here We Go

[A]I sent her instant messages
[E]I posted on her b[A]log
[A]I said lets meet in Wetherspoons
So [D]we could have a snog
She [A]said she had no transport
and [E]so a lift she'd c[A]atch
[A]and if I played my cards right
I'd g[D]et to feel her

[A]Too-ra, Loo-ra, Aye
[E]Too-ra, Loo-ra, [A]Ayes
[A]Too-ra, Loo-ra, Loo-ra AyeS
[D]Too-ra, Loo-ra, Ay[A]es

[E]Word to your m[A]other
[D]How is your mo[A]ther?

[A]We walked home from pub together
I [E]even bought her c[A]hips
[A]I kissed her on the doorstep
She said [D]can't you kiss me on the lips
We c[A]arried on our courting
But [E]then I had a reet big s[A]hock

It turns out it wunt a girl at all
It where [D]a fella (no Strum) with a massive...

[A]Too-ra, Loo-ra, Aye
[E]Too-ra, Loo-ra, [A]Ayes
[A]Too-ra, Loo-ra, Loo-ra Aye
[D]Too-ra, Loo-ra, [A]Ayes

Had a Lot of requests or this song and with about 15 mins   this is the best i cam up
.. Phil