The Joe Pirret Experience - Oh Shit Oh Fuck Oh God Acoustic

[G]She was a [D]protestant,
[C]She didnt go to mass on sundays.
[G]Me being a [D]Catholic,
[C]Would never have worked out anyways.
[G]She liked her boys [D]true blue,
[C]I like girls from the good side.
[G]She thought i loved her [D]back,
[C]What a laugh when she found out i'd lied.

spoken: I said,

[Em]I'll never love [Am]you,
[C]Your just a thing [D]to me,
[Em]Something to pass [Am]the time,
[C]God you are so [D]ugly

[G]I hate you a[D]nd i probably [C]will forever [D]
[G]So go away a[D]nd please plea[C]se take a sho[D]wer
[G]Makes me sic[D]k to think of [C]what we both [D]got up to,
[G]Oh Sh*t, Oh [D]F**k, Oh God, [C]I cant belive[D] i done you.

spoken: she said,
[G]      [D]
Your [A] [B]*****[D],
[C]Cant trust anyone these days,
[G]I need some [D]answers,
[C]Did I not hear you say?
[G]You fancied me like [D]f**k,
[C]You'd do me three times over,
[G]F**k you and your [D]catholic ways,
[C]Just be thankfull that im sober.

spoken: i said again,

then repeat break.

Chorus.

[G]What I did was [D]wrong,
[C]I dont give a sh*t however,
[G]Shes the one that jumped [D]straight in,
[C]Provin that she aint so clever,
[G]Kinda desperate, Really [D]very ugly,
[C]Mentally unstable, shes off her head (pronounced heed),
[G]I talked her out of suicide [D]once,
[C]Now i kinda wish i'd left her be.

spoken: i said,

[Em]Ill never love [Am]you,
[C]Your just a thing [D]to me,
[Em]Something to pass [Am]the time,
[C]God you are so [D]ugly.
You smell [Em]like sh*t,
You smell [Am]like f**k,
You smell [C]like O.M.G.
You taste l[D]ike sh*t,
You taste [Em]like f**k,
You taste l[Am]ike hell to me.

Short break: || [C] | [D] ||

then repeat the last line of chorus twice.

End Of..

cheers, Joe