The Chaser - The Eulogy Song
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My great grand father died this week.
I couldnt stand him actually nobody could.
But as soon as he passed away everybody went around saying what a top bloke he was, so..
Id like to dedicate this song to you, 'Gramps'.
He was very hard of hearing,
he was dull and domineering,
misogynist cantankerous and vain.
He hit the bottle every night,
he hit my grandma out of spite,
and those stories about his bunions were a pain.
But all thats now forgotten,
once he took his final breath.
Yes even pricks turn into top blokes after death.
You dont believe me?
Allow me to furnish you with a few examples..
Steve Irwin lived in khaki,
a cartoon kamikaze,
who taunted crocs and talked so frequently.
And Brocky was some revhead,
who pumped the air with pure lead,
so anti green he drove into a tree.
But all that was forgotten,
once they took their final breath.
Yes even tools turn into top blokes after death.
John Lennon chose the hippy life,
he chose some nutbag for a wife,
and his songs were never quite as good as Pauls.
Jeff Buckley fooled all lovers,
just one album, mostly covers,
more wailing than Japan does off our shores.
But all that was forgotten,
once he took his final breath,
yes even wankers turn into top blokes after death.
Princess Di was just a slut for sex,
when they looked in the car wreck,
her dress was wet with Arab's semen stain.
Stan Zemanek was a racist jock,
a fatso xenophobic cock,
whose views were more malignant than his brain.
But all that was forgotten,
once he took his final breath,
yes even arseholes turn into top blokes after death.
Its not how they lived that counts,
but how we rewrite the book.
When it comes to truth its best to use restraint,
It pays to throw away the facts
and have a rose coloured look.
When he dies, Martin Bryant will look a saint.
Don Bradman was a total farce,
a grumpy, greedy tired-arse,
who couldnt even score one run last time he played.
Kerry Packer was a brothel chief,
a tax cheat and a kidney thief.
and procreating Jamie was the worst mistake he made.
But all that was forgotten,
once he took his final breath,
yes even **** (censored) turn into top blokes after death.
Belinda Emmett was a
(stopped by cast)
Remember all will be forgotten,
once we take our final breath..
yes even pervert motherf**kers,
even rampant child-abusers,
even local Baghdad looters,
even baby bunny rooters,
even reckless drunken drivers,
even rodent sperm imbibers,
even violent poofter bashers,
even public penis flashers,
even rotting corpse molesters,
even human piss ingesters,
even tiny kitten kickers,
even anal finger lickers,
even Anna bloody Coren,
yes even she will be a top bloke after death.
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Readable chord sheet for The Chaser - The Eulogy Song by Misc. Unsigned Bands
[D7]My great grand father died this week. I couldnt stand him actually nobody could. But as soon as he passed away everybody went around saying what a top bloke he was, so.. Id like to dedicate this song to you, 'Gramps'. He was [G]very hard of [Em]hearing, he was [G]dull and domi[Em]neering, [G]misogynist [Em]cantankerous and [D]vain. He hit the [C]bottle every [D]night, he hit my [G]grandma out of [Em]spite, and those [C]stories about his bunions were a [D]pain. But [C]all thats now for[D]gotten, once he [G]took his final [Em]breath. Yes even [C]pricks turn into [D]top blokes after [G]death. [C]Yo[D]u [G]do[Em]nt believe me? [C]Al[D]low me to furnish you with a few examples.. Steve [G]Irwin lived in [Em]khaki, a [G]cartoon kami[Em]kaze, who [G]taunted crocs and [Em]talked so frequent[D]ly. And [C]Brocky was some [D]revhead, who [G]pumped the air with pure [Em]lead, so [C]anti green he drove into a [D]tree. But [C]all that was for[D]gotten, once they [G]took their final [Em]breath. Yes even [C]tools turn into [D]top blokes after [G]death. John [G]Lennon chose the [Em]hippy life, he [G]chose some nutbag for a [Em]wife, and [G]his songs were never [Em]quite as good as [D]Pauls. Jeff [C]Buckley fooled all [D]lovers, just one [G]album, mostly [Em]covers, more [C]wailing than Japan does off our [D]shores. But [C]all that was for[D]gotten, once he [G]took his final [Em]breath, yes even [C]wankers turn into [D]top blokes after [G]death. Princess [G]Di was just a [Em]slut for sex, when [G]they looked in the [Em]car wreck, her [G]dress was wet with [Em]Arab's semen [D]stain. Stan [C]Zemanek was a [D]racist jock, a [G]fatso xeno[Em]phobic cock, whose [C]views were more malignant than his [D]brain. But [C]all that was [D]forgotten, once [G]he took his final [Em]breath, yes even [C]arseholes turn into [D]top blokes after [G]death. [C]It[D]s[G] n[Em]ot how they lived that counts, but how we rewrite the book. [C]Wh[D]en it comes to truth its best to use restraint, [C]It[D] p[G]ay[Em]s to throw away the facts and have a rose coloured look. [C]Wh[D]en he dies, Martin Bryant will look a saint. Don [G]Bradman was a [Em]total farce, a [G]grumpy, greedy [Em]tired-arse, who [G]couldnt even score one [Em]run last time he [D]played. Kerry [C]Packer was a [D]brothel chief, a [G]tax cheat and a [Em]kidney thief. and [C]procreating Jamie was the worst mistake he [D]made. But [C]all that was [D]forgotten, once he [G]took his final [Em]breath, yes even [C]**** (censored) turn into [D]top blokes after [G]death. Belinda [G]Emmett was a (stopped by cast) Remember [C]all will be for[D]gotten, once we [G]take our final [Em]breath.. yes even [C]pervert motherf**kers, even [C]rampant child-abusers, even [C]local Baghdad looters, even [C]baby bunny rooters, even [C]reckless drunken drivers, even [C]rodent sperm imbibers, even [C]violent poofter bashers, even [C]public penis flashers, even [C]rotting corpse molesters, even [C]human piss ingesters, even [C]tiny kitten kickers, even [C]anal finger lickers, even [G]Anna bloody [Em]Coren, yes even [C]she will be a [D]top bloke after [G]death.