Spose - Im Awesome

[C] - [G] - [F] x2

mother ****** i[C]m awesome, no your not dude don't lie
im awesom[F]e, im driving round in my moms ride
im awesom[G]e, a quarter of my life gone by and i met all my friends online
mother ****** im awesome[C], i will run away from a brawl
im awesome[F], theres no voicemail nobody called
im awesome[G], i can't afford to buy eight balls and i talk to myself on my face book wall

[C]you know my pants sag low(low)
even though(though) t[F]hat went out of style like ten years ago(go)
[G]spose i got the swagger of a cripple
i[F] go[G]t little biceps getting fatter in the middle
[C]and lyrically im not the best
[F]physically the opposite of randy moss and yet
[G]so puposteruis feel the awesomeness the most obnoxious guest up at the sausage fest, oh yes
[C]the girls are repulsed
[F]so i hide in my hood like im joining a cult
[G]im as nervous as my cattle dirty Curtis
all my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased

[C]me ill never date an actress
got too many back zits
[F]plus my whole home aroma is cat piss
[G]every show i do is poorly promoted and if you like this
its cuz my little sister wrote it

mother ****** i[C]m awesome, no your not dude don't lie
im awesom[F]e, im driving round in my moms ride
im awesom[G]e, a quarter of my life gone by and i met all my friends online
mother ****** im awesome[C], i will run away from a brawl
im awesome[F], theres no voicemail nobody called
im awesome[G], i can't afford to buy eight balls and i talk to myself on my face book wall

[C]-[G]-[F] x2

uh and my unibrow is plucked
just ask my mom if i could borrow ten bucks
shes like "for what?
blunt wraps and some heinekens?
you skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins
i'm like mom please don't blame it on me
i got my bad habits from
you, dad, and aunt steve
my attitudes sour but my futon's sweet
and the hair on my @ss it is jumanji

suit untailored, ringtone taylor swift
can't tweet up on my twitter
cuz i haven't done sh!t
blank account red, body ungroomed
the good thing about me is i'm off stage soon

[C]-[G]-[F] x2

[Dm]futher more i'm cornier than ethynol
cheesier than provolone
i spent years eight to ten living in a motor home
[Am]with a ego the size of tim duncan
even though i got shit for brains like a blumpkin
[C]i'm twenty four serving lobster rolls
bacause i spent a decade filling
optimuos and
[F]i'm not even the bomb in maine
on my game and only about as sexy as john mccain.

Same as verses:

Now put your hands up if you have nightmares.
If you wouldn't man up. If there was a fight here.
If you got dandruff. If you drink light beer.
Im outta breath