Peenee - Michigan Sucks

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[C]Came to Michigan just to go to school
[Em]Had some fun and we thought it would be cool
[Am]Made some friends and at first they were straight
[G]We thought the rest of our years would be great

[C]Today we’re singing and four years have gone by
[Em]After being here that long I want to die
[Am]I can’t stand it here another single day
[G]Everyone from this state is fuckin’ gay

[F]Please someone won’t you kill me now      [G]
Thanks a lot M[C]ichigan                  [Am]
take a fuckin’ bow
[F]You’ve stolen four years right outta my life    [Em]
[G]If you were a person I would stab you with my knife…kniiiife

[C]Everyone here drives like they’re drunk
[Em]Everywhere you go it smells like a skunk
[Am]They think they’re a state, but to us they’re really not
[G]Give it to Canada and let ‘em fuckin’ rot

[C]All the dudes love goin’ on their knees
[Em]All the chicks here smell like dirty cheese
[Am]There’s nothing to do except get fuckin wasted
[G]A hint of this hell you haven’t even tasted

[F]Michigan sucks…I ain’t never goin’ back [G]
They’re like…Ca[C]nada’s…sweaty little sack   [Am]
[F]Michigan sucks…I’d never snack on that deed [Em]
[G]Everyone here is like their own fuckin’ breed…breeeeed

[C]Half the people here like suckin’ dicks
[Em]The other half are just really big hicks
[Am]I’ve never seen so many John Deer owners
[G]Michigan is definitely one of God’s biggest boners

[F]Please someone won’t you kill me now      [G]
Thanks a lot M[C]ichigan…take a fuckin’ bo[Am]w
[F]You’ve stolen four years right outta my life    [Em]
[G]If you were a person I would stab you with my knife…kniiiife

[F]Michigan sucks…I ain’t never goin’ back [G]
They’re like…Ca[C]nada’s…sweaty little sack   [Am]
[F]Michigan sucks…I’d never snack on that deed [Em]
[G]Everyone here is like their own fuckin’ breed…breeeeed

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