Nicky Patterson - Your Mum Wasnt Wearing Knickers
Misc. Unsigned BandsVersion1
90
Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
Am|F|E|Am until last line
V1:
Im not jokin
it came right out the blue
For a while I was quite certain
that it just wasnt true
The wind blew right through us,
really ruffled my shirt
But it took a funny up-gust
and it lifted up her skirt
And mate, your mum wasnt wearin any knickers!
V2:
Now it wasnt only me who saw,
there was your da and his bird
There was Collette and Pat and Dave as well,
so Im not bein absurd
And its not that we were looking,
it just happened so fast
But we wouldnt have seen that much at all
if her skirt wasnt half mast
Aw mate, your mum
she wasnt wearin knickers!
V3:
We tried quickly to forget it
but we found it quite hard
And I hope you can forgive us
it fair took us off guard
I tried to change the subject
but Pat muttered to Dave
That it could have been a whole lot worse
if your mum hadnt shaved!
And mate, your mum wasnt wearin knickers!
Riff x2 only into Instrumental Verse barred chords, final line low G on 3rd to high E on 7
V4:
So your mum had had a bit to drink,
so I got her up the road
On bidding her goodnight at last
she grabbed me by the coat
She offered me some coffee
but I thought that was too far
And those arent your mums knickers
that you saw in my car
Aw mate, those arent your mums knickers! (this line high G, high E)
Last line barred G on 3rd normal E, final strike on Am
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Readable chord sheet for Nicky Patterson - Your Mum Wasnt Wearing Knickers by Misc. Unsigned Bands
Am|F|E|Am until last line V1: Im not jokin it came right out the blue For a while I was quite certain that it just wasnt true The wind blew right through us, really ruffled my shirt But it took a funny up-gust and it lifted up her skirt And m[G]ate, your [Em]mum wasnt wearin any kn[Am]ickers! V2: Now it wasnt only me who saw, there was your da and his bird There was Collette and Pat and Dave as well, so Im not bein absurd And its not that we were looking, it just happened so fast But we wouldnt have seen that much at all if her skirt wasnt half mast Aw mate, your mum she wasnt wearin knickers! V3: We tried quickly to forget it but we found it quite hard And I hope you can forgive us it fair took us off guard I tried to change the subject but Pat muttered to Dave That it could have been a whole lot worse if your mum hadnt shaved! And mate, your mum wasnt wearin knickers! Riff x2 only into Instrumental Verse barred chords, final line low G on 3rd to high E on 7 V4: So your mum had had a bit to drink, so I got her up the road On bidding her goodnight at last she grabbed me by the coat She offered me some coffee but I thought that was too far And those arent your mums knickers that you saw in my car Aw mate, those arent your mums knickers! (this line high G, high E) Last line barred G on 3rd normal E, final strike on Am