Julia Bentley Andrew Gunadie - Canadian Please

[Em]Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
Even if in winter things tend to freeze
We've got the world monopoly on trees
And our country's bordered by three different seas

[Em]Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
We invented the zipper, we've got expertise
We made insulin to combat disease
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please

[Em]Brits have got the monarchy
[G]The US has the money
[C]But I know that you wanna be Ca[Am]nadia[B7]n
[Em]The French have got the wine and cheese
[G]Koalas chill with the Aussies
[C]But I know that you wanna be C[Am]anadi[B7]an

[Em]Et si ce n'etait pas assez
On a deux langues officielles:
L'anglais et le francais
Ooh la la

[Em]Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
Where else do you find mounted police
Or go to the hospital and not pay fees
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please

[Em]And when freshwater is in high demand
We've got the world's largest supply on hand
So you know that we could make a pretty good friend
But it's even better if you can be...

[Em]So you're thinking to yourself,
"How do I live in this beautiful country?"
Well we've got some steps for you to follow...

[Em]STEP 1: Lose the gun
STEP 2: Buy a canoe
STEP 3: Live multiculturally
STEP 4: You're ready, there is no more!

[Em]We got beavers, cariboo and moose
We got buffalos, bears, and Canadian goose
And we're sorry about Celine Dion
But she did do that good song for James Cameron...

[Em]Brits have got the monarchy
[G]The US has the money
[C]But I know that you wanna be [Am]Canadi[B7]an
[Em]The French have got the wine and cheese
[G]Koalas chill with the Aussies
[C]But I know that you wanna be [Am]Canadi[B7]an
[Em]The Greek chilled out with Socrates
[G]Can't build a wall like the Chinese
[C]But I know that you wanna be [Am]Canadi[B7]an
[Em]In Kenya they have safaris
[G]We've missed lots of other countries
[C]But I know that you wanna be [Am]Canadi[B7]an