Gastown Royals - Girls Cant Fly Jetpacks
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Girls can't fly jetpacks
Oh no no they can't
Because they have vaginas
Oh yes they do
Jetpacks run on jetfuel
Not nagging
So girls can't fly jetpacks
No no no they can't
Imagine once a month how many people would die
Girls crashing their jetpacks
because they have tears in their eyes
And they can't do their harnesses up tight
Because of the cramps
Girls can't fly jetpacks
Oh no no they can't
Because they have vaginas
Oh yes they do
Jetpacks run on jetfuel
Not nagging
So girls can't fly jetpacks
No no no they can't
Now I'm not trying to start a war of the sexes
This goes out to all women, not just my exes
To fly a jetpack, there's something fundamentally
that they lack
(TRUMPET SOLO!)
Girls can't fly jetpacks
Oh no no they can't
Because they have vaginas
Oh yes they do
Jetpacks run on jetfuel
Not nagging
So girls can't fly jetpacks
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Readable chord sheet for Gastown Royals - Girls Cant Fly Jetpacks by Misc. Unsigned Bands
[G]Girls c[B7]an't fly j[Em]etpacks Oh no no they c[C]an't[D] Bec[G]ause they [B7]have v[Em]aginas Oh yes they [C]do [D] J[G]etpacks r[B7]un on j[Em]etfuel Not n[C]agging[D] So g[G]irls c[B7]an't fly j[Em]etpacks No no no they c[C]an't[D] Im[G]agine once a month how many p[B7]eople would die Girls cr[Em]ashing their jetpacks [C] because they have t[C]ears in their [D]eyes [G]And they can't do their h[B7]arnesses up t[Em]ight Because of the cr[C]amps[D] [G]Girls c[B7]an't fly j[Em]etpacks Oh no no they c[C]an't[D] Bec[G]ause they [B7]have v[Em]aginas Oh yes they [C]do [D] J[G]etpacks r[B7]un on j[Em]etfuel Not n[C]agging [D] So g[G]irls c[B7]an't fly j[Em]etpacks No no no they c[C]an't[D] Now [G]I'm not trying to start a [B7]war of the sexes This g[Em]oes out to all women, n[C]ot just my [D]exes [G] To fly a jetpack,[B7] there's something fundamentally that they l[Em]ack [C] [D] (TRUMPET SOLO!) [G]Girls c[B7]an't fly j[Em]etpacks Oh no no they c[C]an't[D] Bec[G]ause they [B7]have v[Em]aginas Oh yes they [C]do [D] J[G]etpacks r[B7]un on j[Em]etfuel Not n[C]agging [D] So g[G]irls c[B7]an't fly j[Em]etpacks