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Delusions Of Adequacy - Keiths War

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guy  named named keith's  in a war
doesn't  know what  he's fightin' for
but  he's aware that  using nair
on  your armpits is  a bad idea
he's  got a friend
his  name is ben
but  he ain't gentle
he's  kinda mental
keith  and ben fightin'  in the war
keith  and ben fightin'  in the war
keith  and ben fightin'  in the war
keith  and ben fightin'  in the war
they  gots to find  the key to the door
but  the key's in a dragon at the  bottom of the ocean
but  that boy ben, got himself  a notion
"we  go down to the hospital  and get  some oxygen tanks
and  while we're there our vampire  friends can raid  the blood  banks
then  down to mark's work wearhouse  to get us some  toques
now  someone get me a  bucket before  i's fucking pukes"
keith  and ben fightin'  in the war
keith  and ben fightin'  in the war
keith  and ben fightin'  in the war
keith  and ben fightin'  in the war
they  gots to find  the key to the door
but  the key's in  a dragon at the bottom of the ocean
but  how do they fight him, gots  another notion
ben  says it's close to new  year's eve we'll get  more fireworks then you  can believe
an  epic battle did ensue now  of to pizza hut  to eat a hearty stew
keith  and ben won  that war
went  to find out  what's behind that door
 ....
 ...nothing

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Readable chord sheet for Delusions Of Adequacy - Keiths War by Misc. Unsigned Bands

[Am]guy named named [Am]keith's in a war
[G]doesn't know wha[G]t he's fightin' for
[F]but he's aware t[F]hat using nair
[E]on your armpits [E7]is a bad idea

[Am]he's got a frien[Am]d
[G]his name is ben [G]
[F]but he ain't gen[F]tle
[E]he's kinda menta[E7]l

[Am]keith and ben fi[G]ghtin' in the war
[F]keith and ben fi[E]ghtin' in the war
[Am]keith and ben fi[G]ghtin' in the war
[F]keith and ben fi[E]ghtin' in the war
[Am]they gots to fin[G]d the key to the door
[F]but the key's in a dragon at the[E] bottom of the ocean

[Dm]but that boy ben, got hi[Am]mself a [Em]noti[E7]on

[Am]"we go down to the [G]hospital and [F]get some oxygen [E]tanks   [E7]
[Am]and while we're there our [G]vampire friends can [F]raid the b[E]lood banks
[Am]then down to mark's work w[G]earhouse to get us s[F]ome toques[E]
[Am]now someone get me [G]a bucket befo[F]re i's fucking p[E]ukes"   [E7]

[Am]keith and ben fi[G]ghtin' in the war
[F]keith and ben fi[E]ghtin' in the war
[Am]keith and ben fi[G]ghtin' in the war
[F]keith and ben fi[E]ghtin' in the war
[Am]they gots to fin[G]d the key to the door
[F]but the key's in[E] a dragon at the bottom of the ocean

[Dm]but how do they fight him, [Am]gots another [Em]noti[E7]on

[Am]ben says it's close to ne[G]w year's eve we'll [F]get more fireworks then [E]you can beli[E7]eve
[Am]an epic battle did ensue [G]now of to pizza hut[F] to eat a hearty stew   [E]               [E7]

[Am]keith and ben wo[G]n that war
[F]went to find out[E] what's behind that door
....
...nothing

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