Shock Treatment - Full Musical

[C]You'll find happy hearts, and [F]smiling faces
And [C]tolerance for the [F]ethnic races - in [B]Denton.

Harry:

[C]You'll find a rambling rose and a [F]picket fence.

Emily:

[C]Tenderness, and [F]innocence  - in [C6]Denton.

Cop:
You'll find [F]conference rooms and a children's playground. (locks jail cell door
[C]Denton is a real okay town. (makes okay sign, walks to the T)
[F]                              [G]
[C]Civic pride and civic duty and Denton girls are (wolf whisltes) full of beauty.

Chrldrs:

[G]You may call us the goodie goodie two shoes

we're here to cheer you with the good news that D-E-N-T-O-N  gets T-E-N

Thats ten out of ten!

Ralph:

[G]If you're looking for a life of leisure (points to audience).

Macy:

You're [F]gonna get a whole lot to please ya.

Ralph:

[C]Again and again

Macy:

[D]And again and again

Both:

[G]And again! (Ralph and Macy shrug)

[Aud]

[C]Denton, Denton, you've got [F]no pretension
        [C]                        [G]       [C]
You[F]'re where the heart is you're okay!   Denton, Denton, I'd just like to
mention, You're [C]the home of youth. You're America's truth. You're Denton, Denton,[F] USA!

Emily:

[Bb]This is the Mecca of America.

Harry:

[F]The Bethlehem of the west.

Emily:

[Bb]This is the birthplace of the virtuous.

Harry:

[F]The home of (clips bush with scissors) happiness.

Macy:

[C]Leisure wise, we're [F]sure you will adapt.

Ralph:
(To left phone) [C]Enjoy your stay. (To right phone) Have a ha[F]ppy holiday.

Chrldrs:

And we'll [G]all put Denton, Denton on the[C] map.

[Aud]

[C]Denton, Denton, you've got [F]no pretension
You're [C]where the heart is you're [G]okay!
[C]Denton, Denton, I'd just [F]like to mention
You're [C]the home of youth.

You're America's truth.
You're Denton, Denton [F]USA!

[C#]                         [F#]            [C#]
Denton, Den[Ab]ton, you've got no pretension you're where the heart is you're okay!
[C#]Denton, Denton, I'd just [F#]like to mention. You're (Brad , messes up his clap)
[C#]The acceptable face, of the human race.
You're Denton, Denton [F#]USA! [C#]

Bitchin in the Kitchen:

Brad:

[Bb6]Dear [Eb]blender     oh won't you [Ab]help a first [Bb]offender
[Bb6]Oh, [Eb]toaster don't you [Ab]put the burn on [Bb]me.
[Bb]Refriger[Ab]ator, why are we always sooner or [Eb]later?
[Ab]Bitchin in the kitchen or [Bb]crying in the bedroom all [Eb]night.

[Bb6]Dear [Eb]knife drawer, now won't you [Ab]help me to face [Bb]life more
[Bb6]Oh, [Eb]trash can, don't you [Ab]put the dirt on [Bb]me.
[Bb]Oh, percul[Ab]ator, why are we always sooner or [Eb]later?
[Ab]Bitchin in the kitchen or [Bb]crying in the bedroom all [Eb]night.

Janet:

[Fm]Everything used to be [Gm]okay, but [Ab]I've been had, and [Fm]Brad,
I'm glad to say is [Gm]on his [Abm]way.  [Bb]
[Bb]Micro digital a[Ab]waker, why are we always sooner or [Eb]later?
[Ab]Bitchin in the kitchen or [Bb]crying in the bedroom all [Eb]night.

[Bb6]Shower [Eb]curtain, oh won't you [Ab]help me to be [Bb]certain.
[Bb6]Oh, [Eb]toothpaste, don't you [Ab]put the squeeze on [Eb]me.
[Bb]Depili[Ab]tator, why are we always sooner or [Eb]later?
[Ab]Bitchin in the kitchen or [Bb]crying in the bedroom all [Eb]night.

Reprise

Janet:

[Bb]Tell me spec[Ab]tator, why are we always sooner or [Eb]later?
[Ab]                        [Bb]                        [Eb]
[Eb]Bitchin in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night.

In my own Way:

Janet:

[Dm]If only you knew how to [Em]win some prizes
[Dm]If only you knew how to [Gm]play
[Gm]If you could sleep nights [Fm]and stop your crying
Then you [Em]might find out I still love you in my own [Dm]way

[Dm]If thats not enough then I am [Em]so sorry I met you
It was [Dm]almost like leading you [Gm]on
[Gm]But there's more to it all [Fm]then just wringling your heart out over [Em]something
That keeps on going [Dm]wrong

[Ab]So don't tell me you love me
[Bb]How am I supposed to know what that means?
No [Abm]don't sell emotion.
You [Abm]can't find devotion
If your [Fm]falling apart at the [Gm]seams

[Dm]I hope that you smile when you [Em]reach your conclusion
[Dm]I hope that you'll know just what to [Gm]say
[Gm]But if it should mean [Fm]that the party is over
You should [Em]know that I still love you
You should [Gm]know that I still love you
You should [Em]know that I still love you in my own [Dm]way.

[Cm]In my own [Dm]way.
[Cm]In my own [Dm]way.
[Cm]In my own [Dm]way.

Thank God I'm a Man:

Harry:

A m[Bbm]an should call the [Cm]toss, wear the [Eb]pants and be the [Bb]boss!
A [Bbm]man should be the [Cm]drake for his [Eb]own damn [Bb]sake!
And [Bbm]men should be the [Cm]misters, and the [Eb]masters of their [Bb]sisters!
A [Bbm]man should be the [Cm]reason for a [Eb]heart to [Bb]break!

Mrnes:

So, be [G]moral.  Don't quarrel.  [F]Fair and square is [D]best.

Women:

Let me [G]alert you that virtue won't hurt you or desert you.

Men:

If [G]you wear [F]hair on your [D]chest.

[Aud]

So [D]always rem[E]ember to [F]follow the [G]rules.

Mrnes:

[D]Box clever.

Men:

[D]Jock's never.

Harry:

                     [N.C.]                       [Bbm] [Cm]
[Cm](takes off golf hat) Hock another jock's tools!

A m[Bbm]an should wax a [Cm]car, and fix a [Eb]fuse and tend a [Bb]bar!
A [Bbm]man should like his [Cm]brow to be [Eb]wet with [Bb]sweat!
And should [Bbm]know the right [Cm]occasions to [Eb]indulge in tax [Bb]evasions!
A [Bbm]man should know the [Cm]settings that his [Eb]spark plugs [Bb]get!
[Bbm]Faggots are [Cm]maggots!  Thank [Ebm]God I'm a [D7]man.

Farley's Song:

Farley:
   [C]                       [D]                              [F]
Oh why aren'[C]t they doing tomorrow's new dance steps?  The way they used to yesterday?
And [C]who draws a perfect [D]circle [E]anymore?

              [C]                        [D]
An[E]d if you're waiting[C] for greatness to shake hands with you, you'd better daydream your
away.
[C]I've only wanted one [D]thing and that's for [C]sure.

Choir:

        [C]                    [D]               [C]
You're[D] not just looking at a fast food king, just another well known face
[C]You're not looking at a [D]king of [C]anything.

(Nurse Ansalong climbs on top of the TV set).

Farley:

I'm gonna [C]shoot for the moon,  I'm gonna [D]play high noon.
I'm gonna [C]take on the entire human [D]race.

Choir:

[C]You're not looking at a [D]king.

Farley:

[N.C.]You're looking at an a[D]ce!

[C]                       [D]                           [E]
I've seen [C]the sight and I've seen the light and I'm gonna see the coming day.
When the [C]sun in the sky is a [D]spotlight just for [C]me.
          [C]                  [D]                        [E]
I'm gonna tak[C]e some time and rock some rhyme.  Oh its gonna take you breath away.
You'll be the [C]front page rage of the [D]age just wait and [C]see.

Choir:

       [C]                     [D]              [C]
You'r[D]e not just looking at a fast food king just another well known face
[C]You're not looking at a [D]king of any[C]thing.

Farley:

We're gonna [C]shoot for the moon, we're gonna [D]play high noon.
We're gonna [C]take on the entire human [D]race.

Choir:

[C]You're not looking at a [D]king.

Farley:

Oh [G]no [A]no [Bb]no [C]no - you're looking at an [D]ace!

Choir:

[D]You're looking at an [C]ace!

Farley:

You're looking at a Goddamn ace!

Choir:

[D]You're looking at an [C]ace!

Farley:

You're looking at an ace!

Choir:

[D]You're looking at an [C]ace!

Farley:

[C]                    [D]
You're looking at an [A]-[A]-[A]-[A]-ace!

Lullaby:

Nation:

           [Cm]             [Dm]           [Cm]
I feel the he[Bbm]at from your skin and the stubble in your chin, you're no good.

[Cosmo]
You're no good.[Cm]

Nation:

           [Cm]           [Dm]             [Cm]
You've g[Bbm]ot dirt on your hands and everybody understands, you'e no good.

[Cosmo]
You're no good.[Cm]

Nation:
Oh what a [Ebm]joke.

[Cosmo]

What a joke.

Nation:
You feel like [Dm]choking.  You play for [Ebm]broke.

[Cosmo]

You play for broke.

Nation:
He'll leave you [Dm]smoking.

[Cosmo]
Oh, ro[D]mance is not a [Dm]children's [Ebm]game. (Whip)

Nation:
But you [Ebm]keep going [Dm]back.  It's [Dm]driving [Ebm]you insa[Dm]ne.

Janet:

[C]              [D]       [Dm]     [C]
Drift into the Treac[C]le deep.  Slip into its silent depths (whisper) go to sleep.
[C]                    [D]   [Dm]   [C]
W[Bb]ith your everything akimbo.  Float into the sandman's limbo.

Ansalong:

[C]Night night.

Ricky:

Night night.

Ansalong:

It's time for [Bb]bye bye.  Its been a [Dm]great day [G]thanks a [C]heap.  Now it's[C] time for
every [Dm]one to go to [C]sleep.[Dm]

[Aud]

[C]                           [Bb]                   [Dm]
Night n[C]ight.  It's time for bye bye.  Its been a great day, thanks a heap.

Now it's [C]time for every [Dm]one to go to [C]sleep.[Dm]   [Cm]

Little Black Dress:

[Cosmo]

[D]                  [C]          [D]
Ever s[D]ince I was a little boy dressing up has always been my greatest joy.
              [D]             [C]                 [D]
But [F]when it's time to be discreet there's one thing you just can't beat
and thats a [D]strapless backless [C]classical little black [D]dress.
             [C]                          [D]
First[C] you go rip, rip, rip, then you go snip, snip, snip, then you whip in a zip,
                                [F]                       [C]
zip, zip [D]and slit it up to the hip, hip, hip and as you strip, strip, strip, you shiver,
[E]quiver, [F]for that soft [G]caress as you [C]slip, slip, slip [D]into that little black dress.

Nation:

Ah, Hoopla

Bert:

[D]                         [C]                         [D]
Ever [C]since I was the eina kleiner Herren it was the cordon bleu for which I am
most [D]caring.
        [D]                  [C]          [D]
And the one ta[D]ste treat so sweet that really can't be beat is what we have ya
how you are [C]caviar, that little black [D]mess.

[Cosmo]

Hey! Viola!

Janet:

Well first you go [C]rip, rip, rip, then you go [D]snip, snip, snip, then you whip in a
[C]                                  [F]
zip, zip, zip.  Split i[D]t up to [F]the hip, hip, hip, then as you strip, strip, strip, you
shiver
[F]             [G]             [C]                [D]
for that soft caress as you[C] slip, slip, slip into that little black dress.  That minimal (minimal)
[D]criminal (criminal) siniful, little black [D]dress.

Nation:

Let's [E]face it Mac that [F]basic black is [E]coming back.

Bert:

Let's [E]face it Mac that [F]basic black is [E]coming back.

Both:

Let's [E]face it Mac that [F]basic black is [E]coming back.

Janet:

     [C]                   [D]                     [C]
That [D]minimal ( minimal ) criminal ( criminal ) siniful Little Black Dress.

Me of Me:

Janet:

[E]There's just the two of me a[G]lone at last together,
[E]We've got the luck so far, [G]We are my lucky [D]star
[D]Deep in the [C]heart of me, I love every [D]part of me,  All I can [C]see in me
is the danger and [D]ecstasy.
One thing there [C]couldn't be, is anymore [D]me in me.

Chldrs:
This is the [C]Me of Me, [C]Me Me [D]Me!

Janet:
[C]Me M[D]e,   [C]Me Me [D]Me,    [C]Me Me [D]Me.

[D]I am my [C]destiny Je [D]croie en to[C]ujour en moi. Ha! Ha! Ha!
I'd never [D]lie to me.
                  [D]                             [C]
I'd be [D]willing to die for moi.  I'll pray every day to me, and here's what I'd says to me,

Chldrs:
This is the [C]me of me,  [C]Me Me [D]Me

Janet:

[C]  [D]     [C]     [D]     [C]     [D]
    [D]       [C]  [D]   [C]     [D]         [C]
[D]Me Me,   Me Me Me,   Me Me Me,  Me Me Me, Ohh Me Me, Me Me Me, Ohhhh Me Me
[C]Look at [D]me Moi Moi [E]   [C]

Shock Treatment:

[Cosmo]

          [D]          [C]          [D]        [C]
I'm n[D]ot a locum[C] with mot[D]ives to suture myself, I've been a cynic for too many years.
        [D]          [C]                 [D]             [C]
playing doctor[C] and nurse it can't be good for your health I've seen clinics,
with those [C]gimmicks in Tang[D]iers.

Nation:

           [D]        [C]          [D]          [C]
[D]But if you op[C]en you heart to a smooth operator, He'll take you for all that
       [D]          [D]          [C]             [D]
y[C]ou've got, he'[C]ll hand you a curse that'll be with you later.  It'll shake ya the way he
takes [C]off like a [D]shot.

[Cosmo]
                        [B]                               [D]
You need a[E] bit of. . . Oooh Shock Treatment,  yes you're jumping like a real live wire.
                        [B]                     [C]
Yo[D]u need a bit of. . . Oooh Shock Treatment so look out mister, don't you blow
your last res[C]istor for a [D]vista that'll m[C]ystif[D]y ya!

Anslng:

       [D]          [C]              [D]          [C]
You're blin[D]ded by ro[C]mance you'r[D]e blinded by science.  You're condition is critically grave.
    [D]            [C]          [D]          [C]
But don't expect mercy from[C] such an alliance. Suspicion of traditions so new wave.

[Cosmo]

                       [B]                              [D]
You need[E] a bit of. . . Oooh Shock Treatment yes you're jumping like a real live wire.
                       [B]                       [C]
You[D] need a bit of. . . Oooh Shock Treatment, so look out mister, don't you blow
             [C]             [D]             [C]    [D]
[E]your la[F]st resi[G]stor.  For a vista that'll certify ya!  Fy ya, fy ya, fy ya!

Looking for Trade:

Janet:

[Cm]I'm on a cul de sac and I gotta go back.  [Dm]So come on feet [Cm]we're gonna hit the streets.
[Fm]We've got it made, [Cm]I'm looking for trade

Brad:

(I,in wheelchair om terminal ward) I'm looking for love.[Fm]    [Gm]        [Am]

Janet:

[Cm]I'm looking for trade.
I need some [Fm]young blood, I need some young blood I need it [Cm]now.
[Fm]I need some young blood I need some young blood

Bnd&J:

And [Gm]we're gonna [Am]get it some[Gm]how.

Janet:

[Cm]I'm on a dead end street.  I'm like a dog in heat.  [Am]I'm like a kid with no toys.
[Cm]I wanna get those boys.  [Fm]Ohhh I can'y delay.  [Cm]I'm looking for trade.

Brad:

I'm looking for [Fm]love[Em].   [Dm]

Janet:

[Cm]I'm looking for trade.  [F]Oh we're all living like there's no tomorrow and the
                            [Gm]       [Fm]         [Gm]
way things a[Fm]re going that's probably true.  But without you and me sis the world would
to pieces,
Veha [Gm]Cava whos the raver?

[Band]

[Am]Our raving savior that's you.

Janet:

[Cm]I'm on a primrose path. I'm looking for a little laugh.  [Am]Remember its no fun,
[Cm]to be the chosen one.
[Fm]There are games to be played.  [Cm]Looking for trade.

Brad:

I'm looking for [Fm]love[Gm].   [Am]

Janet:

[Cm]I'm looking for trade.  I need some [Fm]young blood.  I need some young blood.  I
        [Cm]                     [F]
[Gm]need it no[Dm]w.  Ohh[Gm]! I need some young blood, I need some young blood and I'm gonna get it somehow.
[Gm]I'm looking for [Cm]trade.

Look What I did to my Id:

Emily:

Like a vi[E]rgin with an urgin in a surgery, I'll be swinging I'll[D] be bringing
out the nurse in me.

Harry:

      [E]                                                     [D]
The art will start when I play my [E]part, as a healer who will steal your heart

Both:

     [C]              [D]            [E]        [C]
Oh [D]look what I d[G]id to my ID, oh look what I did to my ID

[Cosmo]

[F]With neurosis in perfusion

Nation:

And psychosis in your soul       [E]

[Cosmo]

[D]Eliminate confusion

Both:

And hide inside a brand new role   [E]

Macy:

[E]Like a good time girl I'm gonna try some new tricks      [D]            [E]

Ralph:

[D]This could be the start of a whole new[C] career       [D]

Macy:

[E]Got a deep plumb lipstick and some therapeutics     [C]           [D]

Ralph:

[D]This could take us to a town that's nowhere near [C]here               [D]

Anslng:

[E]Got some heartfelt symptoms and I'm feeling sneaky    [F]             [E]

Ricky:

[D]Young male intern tall and[C] handsome [D]

Anslng:

[E]Got my hems so high they'll think I'm being cheeky   [F]           [E]

Ricky:

[D]Legs like mine were really made for dancing        [E]

All:

[E]Oh oh oh.  Hey[E] hey hey!

[C]&N:

[D]                             [E]        [D]
          [D]
When heavens in the [E]music, Hell is in c[D]ontrol.  The angel's lost the voices
but the Devil's got
Rock and Roll![E]

All:

[D]                                          [E]               [D]
We may look like we're phony medics but we [C]took our look from a book by
Frederick's oh look
         [D]            [G]               [C]
what I did [G]to my ID - ID.  Oh look what I did to my ID.

Breaking Out:

Oscar:

[D]                         [C]                            [D]
I kno[C]w how[D] it feels to be cooling my heels.  I've been down on them long enough.

[D]                              [C]                     [D]
But if I take to the[C]m now then maybe somehow, you'll see through the bluff I'm not
it
[D]tough.

I've been a [D]lifetime on deposit and that's a [E]long time in the closet and if
you [D]say to me how [C]was it?

         [C]                [D]              [C]
It was[C] a hard [F]taki[F]ng that heart breaking God forsaken route.  But I'm buh buh
[G]buh [D]buh [B]buh [C]buh [C]breaking [D]out!

[D]                                 [C]                [D]
Y[C]ou may s[D]ay that you choose to be in my shoes well look what it did for me.
[D]I got buried alive. I don't [C]thrive on that jive.  [D]Look and you'll see that
the spikes [C]don't fit [D]me.

I've been a [D]lifetime on deposit and that's a [C]long time in the closet and if
you [D]say to me, how [C]was it?
       [C]                [D]              [C]
It was hard ta[F]king[G] that heart breaking God forsaken route.  But I'm buh buh
[D]buh [B]buh [C]buh [C]buh
[C]Breaking [D]out!

[C]Breaking [D]out!

[Aud]

[C]Breaking out[D].

Oscar:

[C]Breaking [D]out!

[Aud]

[C]Breaking [D]out!

Oscar:

[D]Ungh!

Anyhow, Anyhow:

Brad:

[Eb]Some people do it for com[F]passion.

Janet:

[Bb]Some people do it for the [Eb]fashion.

Brad:

[Eb]Some people do it to be f[F]unny.

Janet:

[Bb]Some people do it for the [Eb]money.

Oliver:

[Eb]Some people do it for en[F]slavement.

Betty:

[Bb]Some people do it on the [Eb]pavement.

Oliver:

But . . .

All:

[Eb]We're gonna do it anyhow, anyhow.  [F]We're gonna do it anyhow, anyhow.
[C]We're gonna do it. No matter how the wind is [D]blowing.
[F]We're gonna do it anyhow, anyhow.  [G]We're gonna do it anyhow, anyhow.
[Eb]We're gonna do it.  [F]We just gotta keep going.

BD and JT:

[Eb]Some people do it for each [F]other.

BT and OL:

[Bb]Some people do it for their [Eb]lover.

BD and JT:

[Eb]Some people do it for im[F]provement.

BT and OL:

[Bb]Some people do it for the [Eb]movement.

BD and JT:

[Eb]Some people do it for en[F]joyment.

BT and OL:

[Bb]Some people do it for [Eb]employment.

Oliver:

But. . .

All:

[Eb]We're gonna do it anyhow, anyhow.  [F]We're gonna do it anyhow, anyhow.
[C]We're gonna do it. No matter, how the wind is [D]blowing.
[F]We're gonna do it anyhow, anyhow.  [G]We're gonna do it anyhow, anyhow.
[Eb]We're gonna do it.  [F]We just gotta keep going.

Sorry, can't get the Duel Duet.
I'll probably tab it myself.