Dirty Rotten Scoundrels - Dirty Rotten Number

[Cm7]   [Cm6]   [Cm7]   [Cm6]
[Cm7]   [Cm6]   [Cm7]   [Cm6]

You may be ma[Cm7]ster of
Your [Cm6]chosen occu[Cm7]pation[Cm6]
With several strin[Cm7]gs of
Polo [Cm6]ponies in your stable[D]     [G7b5]          [C#]
You must re[Cm7]member all the [Eb]same
That at the [Abadd9]crux of every game
Is knowing [C#7]when it's time
To leave the [Gm7b5]table.

And it's im[Cm7]portant to [F9]be artful
in your [Cm7]exit  [F9]
No turning bac[Eb]k, you must accept
[Eb/G]the con is done,[Ab13]
But now and [F#maj7#11]then, you might recall
The moments [F9]when you had it all
You had [C#9]the charm,
You had the talent
And, my [G7]God, you had some fun.

It was a [Cm9]ball, it was a [F9]blast
And it's a [Cm9]shame it couldn't [F9]last,
But ev'[Ebadd9]ry chapter has to end,
You must a[D]gree. [C#]
It was a [Cm9]joy, it was su[Eb]blime,
A splendid [Abadd9]way to earn a dime
For a [C#7]dirty rotten guy [G7]like
[Cm9]me.   [F9]        [Cm9]              [F9]

[Dm9]   [G9]   [Dm9]   [G9]

When you look [Dm9]back on all [G9]your
conquests and [Dm9]deceptions  [G9]
You see a tho[F]usand flawless pearls
[F/A]set in a [Bb13]strand,
Laid out [G#maj7#11]from Biarritz to Rome,
Each one as [G9]perfect as a poem
[Eb9]An opus to be proud of though it's
[A7]written in the sand.

It was a [Dm9]ball, it was a [G9]thrill,
You had the [Dm9]grace, you had the [G9]skill
To know [Fadd9]exactly what to say
And what to do[E].   [Eb]
You wouldn't [Dm9]trade a single [F]day
Or have it [Bbadd9]any other way
A [Eb9]dirty rotten guy [A7]like
[Bb9]me.

It's almost a religion
The [Ebmaj7]need to take a pigeon
And to [Bb9]play your part
With elegance and [Ebmaj7]zest

But when it's tim[C#7]e to fold the act
And your [F#add9]duffel bag is packed
Take [F9]comfort in the fact
That you've been
[A#9#11]working with the [A7#5]best.

[D#9#11]

It [A7#9]was a blast[Dm9], it was a [G9]ball
It was a [Dm9]gas, I loved [G9]it all
'Cause I [Fadd9]was hanging with the man
And that's a plus[E].   [Eb]

You've got the verve[Dm9]
You've got the guts [F]
You've go the nerve [Bbadd9]

You've got the nuts!
I guess we're [Eb9]dirty rotten crooks,

Dirty rotten shnooks
[A7]Dirty rotten [A#7#5]guys
Oh

It was a trip[D#7#9], it was a blast[Ab9]
It was a sham[D#7#9]e it couldn't lsat[Ab9]
'Cause it was [F#]almost
Too prodigious to discuss[Ab7].

So we got screwe[B9]d for fifty grand[A#7#5]

I think we stil[A13]l deserve a hand [Ab9]

Dirty [B9]
Rotten[B9]
[A#7#5]Guys   [E9b5]

Like us! [Ebm9]        [B9]             [Ab9]                   [F9]

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