Big Blonde And Beautiful Theme

[E13]Once upon a time, girl, I was just like you.
[A9]Never let my extra large largesse shine through

[F#13]Hair was brown and nappy, never had no fun.
I [B7]hid under a bushel, Which is easier said than done!

[A9]Then one day my grandma who was big and stout,
[C9]She said you gotta love yourself from inside out.
And just as [F#13]soon as I learned how to strut my funky stuff.
I [C9]found out that the world at large can't [B7]
get enough. So..[E].

[A/E]Bring o[E/B]n tha[A/C#]t
[E7]peca[A/C#]n pie.[E/B]       [E13]
Pou[C9]r some sugar on it, sugar.
[C#m]Don't be sh[E9]y  [B]

Scoo[A6]p me up a [Bbdim]mess
Of that [E/G#]chocol[Ab7]ate [C]swi[C#9]rl     [G13]
[F#7]Don't [E/G#]be sti[Am6]ngy,
[F#7]I'm [Bb]a gr[B7]owing girl

I offer[E7]
[A/E]big lov[E7]e  [B]
With [A/B]no ap[E7]olo[B]gy [A/C#]       [E/B]
Ho[C9]w can I deny the world
The [C#m]most of [Bm7]me     [E9]

I[A6]
am not a[Bbdim]fraid to throw my[E/B]
weight [Ab7]arou[C]nd [C#9]
Pou[F#7]nd by po[A7]und[B] by [E]pound[E13]
Because i'm [A7]
Big, blonde and [E7]beau[A7/C#]tiful  [E7]
Ther[A7]e is nothin' 'bout me
That's u[E7]nsui[A/C#]table [E7]    [B]         [F#m7]

[G7]No  [Ab7]
one wants a [Ab7]meal[C]
That only [C#m]offers [E7]the[B] leas[A]t
When [E/G#]girl we're [F#7]servin' up
The [F#m7]whole[B] da[A/B]mn fe[E]ast  [Csus4]           [Gm]              [C]                   [F]

[F7]Slice [Bb7]off [F]a p[F7]iec[C]e
Of [Bb]tha[C]t h[F7]ogs head[Bb7] che[D]ese[F]     [F13]
Then [C#7]take a look inside
My book of[Dm] recipe[F13]s   [C]        [F13]

Now, [Bb6]don't you sniff a[Bdim]round
For something [F]fluff[A7/C#]y and lig[D9]ht    [G#9#11]
I [G7]need a [F/A]man who [Bbm6]brings
A [G7/B]man size[C7]... Appetite

I'll use a[F7]
[Bb7]pinc[F]h of [F7]sug[C]ar
[Bb/F]And a [F7]dash o[Bb7]f sp[F]ice[F]     [F13]         [C]
I'll [C#7]let ya lick the spoon
Because it [Dm]tastes so [F13]nice[C]     [F13]

I'll [Bb6]keep it in my [Bdim]oven
'Till it[F]'s goo[A7/C#]d and h[D9]ot
Keep on [G7]stirring til it [Gm7/C]hits th[Bb7]e sp[C]ot [F]      [F13]
Because i'm..[Bb7].

Big, blonde and [F7]beau[Bb/D]tiful [F7]
And [Bb7]Edna girl, you're lookin' so
R[F7]ecruit[Bb/D]able  [F7]        [Gm7]
Wh[A7]y sit in the [A7/C#]bleachers
[Dm]Timid and [F7]afr[C]aid  [Bb]
When [F/A]Edna, yo[G7]u
can be your [Gm7/C]own par[Bb]ade[C]!    [C11]

[C#7]   [Abm] [C#]    [F#] [C#]
[F#]

[B7]Loo[F#]k ou[F#7]t,  [C#]
[B/C#]old Ba[F#7]ltimo[B7]re [Eb]     [F#]        [C#]
We're [F#13]marching [D9]in
And we ain't shufflin'
Through that [Ebm]old b[D7]ack [C#m7]door

And [F#9]Tracy, [B6]i will join your[Cdim] fight
If i can [F#]kee[C#]p up [Bb7]this[D] pace[Eb9]

And [A13]girls, i'll [Ab7]be right [F#]at [Bb]your [Bm6]side
If [Ab7]I ca[C]n f[C#7]ind some space

So you can [F#7]
[B7]Hol[Eb]d your [F#7]head[C#] up
[B/C#]Just as [F#7]big as [B/D#]you plea[F#]se [C#]
You [D9]know they'll hear me knockin'
With the [Ebm]two of these! [F#13]

To[B6]morrow, side by [Cdim]side
We'll show the [F#]wor[C#]ld what'[Bb7]s ri[D]ght  [Eb9]

Looks like I'm [Ab7]touchin' up my roots tonight![F#]      [F#13]

Then we'll be [B7]
Big, blonde and [F#7]beaut[B/D#]iful    [F#7]
It's [B7]time to face the fact
It's irr[F#7]efuta[B/D#]ble   [F#7]       [C#]             [Ab7]

Can[Bb]'t ya hear that [Bb7]rumb[D]ling?
That's our [Ebm]hunger to [F#7]be f[C#]ree   [B]
It's [F#]tim[Bb]e to [Ab7]fin'ly taste
E[Abm7]quali[C#]ty   [F#13]

On mother/[B6]daughter day
Where thin is in,
We're [Cdim]white as wool

Well ladies, [F#]big[C#] is back!
And [F13]as for black, it's[Eb13]...

...Beautiful!!

All shapes and [Ab7]sizes, follow me

Let's bust their [C#7]chops!

Quick, call the cops!

We're gonna dance our way to victory!

[F#13]Two...[B/D#]Four...[F#7]Six...[F#13]Eight[Bb]...
[B9]TV'S got to integrate![F#13]

[B/A]Stay   [F#7]
a[F#13]way! [Bb]       [B9]
This isn't Negro Day!

[F#13]Two...[B/D#]Four...[F#7]Six...[F#13]Eight[Bb]...
[B9]TV'S got to integrate![D7]

We're here to dance![Ebm7]

We're here to stay!

[Ab7]Tracy, this was [D9]beautiful! [C#7]

Big, blonde, and beautiful,
lead the [F#]way!  [F#7]      [Bb]            [B]                 [Cdim]                         [C#7]                               [F#13]