The Bards Tale - Tale Of The Nuckelavee

I'll t[D]attle a tale that is terribly true.
Stated [C]out as a rumor, but s[Am]uddenly grew.
And it[D] deals with a man, and a horse, and a ring.
So s[C]ettle on in and our s[Am]ong we shall s[G]ing.

Pre-verse:

[G]      [F]
[D]

It [D]happened one day in a ring by a farm
S[C]ome that tragically [Am]brought us much harm
[D]How could a place abundant with charm
Cre[C]ate such a beast with a s[Am]pear for an a[D]rm.

On [D]death and destruction is what you will get
When he's [C]coming for you and in your [Am]kilt you will wet.
And he's [D]big and he's strong and its quite plain to see.
That t[C]his is the Tale of the [Am]Nuckel[D]avee.

[A]Nuckelavee! Oh Nuckelavee
You're [Em]big and [G]evil and [Em]heinou[G]s
[A]Who could it be who set you free?
He [Em]really [G]must be an [Em]anus[D].

Oh [D]Nuckelavee it's easy to see
the [C]terror you leave is [Am]raining on me.
The [D]village is burned and the taverns are missed
and the [C]beer is all gone and the [Am]elders [D]are pissed.

And [D]if they ever should find the fool
We'll [C]hang him upside [Am]down by his tool
And s[D]pin him around until he gets sick
[C]Ooh! Aah! Oh, [C]that should do the [D]trick.

[A]Nuckelavee! Oh Nuckelavee
The [Em]terror you [G]offer is [Em]high [G]class
[A]Who could it be who set you free?
He r[Em]eally [G]must be a [Em]dumb[G]ass.

[A]Nuckelavee! Oh Nuckelavee
The [Em]horror you [G]furnish is [Em]wides[G]pread
[A]Who could it be who set you free?
He [Em]really [G]must be an [Em]ox-[D]head.

[G]      [F]
[G]      [F]      [G]
[A]      [G/D]

Now [D]everyone knows no blood should spill
In the [C]sacred ring by the [Am]farm on the hill.
And if [D]this ever happens the Death you should fear
He'll [C]kick in your nuts and he'll [Am]serve them with [D]beer.

So [D]one final thought before I depart,
And [C]this my friends comes [Am]straight from the heart.
We'd [D]all be fine if not for that bell
And that [C]horse killing wanker that [Am]opened up [D]hell.

[A]Nuckelavee! Oh Nuckelavee
We [Em]cannot [G]win we [Em]must [G]admit
[A]Who could it be who set you free?
He [G]really [Em]must be a [G]dimw[Em]it.

[A]Nuckelavee! Oh Nuckelavee
You're [Em]big and [G]evil and [Em]heino[G]us
[A]Who could it be who set you free?
[Em]He really [G]must be an [Em]anus[D]

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