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Veggie Tales - Where Have All The Staplers Gone

Misc Cartoons
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D-DU-UDU
 Larry: Have  you seen the scissors,  miss?
 Petunia: They're  in the bottom drawer
 Larry: I  tried that drawer but they're there  no more
 Petunia: That's odd
 Larry: I  know I thought for sure
 Petunia: Have you seen the masking  tape?
 Larry: It's  right next to the phone
 Petunia: That's  what I thought but now's  it not
I  guess I should have known
 Together: Ohhhh...  Where have all the staplers  gone?
What  happened to our paper  clips?
 Petunia: The  ballpoint pens are gone  again
 Larry: They're gone again
 Together: The stick-it pads have lost their stick
 Do you remember when...
 Larry: The  rubber bands were in  their place?
 Petunia: They're  in the middle drawer
 Rubber Bands: Middle drawer, middle drawer
 Larry: Light  bulbs easy to  replace
 Petunia: Yes!
 Larry: There  were always more
 Petunia: Reams  of paper raining  down
 Paper: Raining, raining down
 Together: Legal  pads a plenty
 Legal Pads: We're legal
 Petunia: Highlighters  in every  hue
 Larry: I remember!
 Together: Never  less than twenty
Ohhhh...  Where have all the staplers  gone?
What  happened to our paper  clips?
 Larry: The  ballpoint pens are gone  again
 Petunia: They're gone again
 Together: We've run out of packing slips
 Petunia: Someday  my prints will come
 Larry: Please  replace the toner
 Petunia: Someday  we'll find more of
 Larry: Our  manila folders
 Petunia: Someday  my prints will come
 Larry: Where's  the printer cable?
 Petunia: Someday  we'll find more of
  / --
 Together: Adhesive shipping labels
Ohhhh...  Where have all the staplers  gone?
What  happened to our paper  clips?
 Paper Clips/Staplers: Paper clips
 Larry: The  ballpoints are gone  again
 Petunia: They're gone again
 Together: The  Sharpies all have flattened  tips
Where  have all the staplers gone?
 Narrator: This has been Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. Tune in for act two:
 of the Staplers.

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Readable chord sheet for Veggie Tales - Where Have All The Staplers Gone by Misc Cartoons

Larry: H[Dm]ave you seen the sci[A7]ssors, miss?   [D]
Petunia: Th[F]ey're in the bottom dra[G]wer
Larry: I[Bb] tried that drawer but they're the[F]re no more
Petunia: That's odd
Larry: I[Gm] know I thought for s[Dm]ure
Petunia: Have you seen the maski[A7]ng tape?
Larry: I[F]t's right next to the phon[G]e
Petunia: T[Bb]hat's what I thought but no[F]w's it not
[G]I guess I should have know[C]n
Together: O[C]hhh[Ab]h... Where have all the st[Bbm]aplers gone?
[Eb7]What happened to our pa[Ab]per clips?
Petunia: T[Fm]he ballpoint pens are g[Bbm]one again
Larry: They're gone again
Together: The stick-it pads have lost their stick [Bdim]
Do you remember when...
Larry: [Fm]The rubber bands were [C7]in their place?
Petunia: T[Ab]hey're in the middle drawer[Bb]
Rubber Bands: Middle drawer, middle drawer
Larry: L[C#]ight bulbs easy [Ab]to replace
Petunia: Yes!
Larry: [Bbm]There were always m[Fm]ore
Petunia: [Fm]Reams of paper r[C7]aining down
Paper: Raining, raining down
Together: L[Ab]egal pads a plenty [Bb]
Legal Pads: We're legal
Petunia: Hig[C#]hlighters in e[Ab]very hue
Larry: I remember!
Together: N[Bbm]ever less than tw[Eb]enty
[B]Ohhhh... Where have all the sta[C#m]plers gone?
[F#7]What happened to our pa[B]per clips?
Larry: [Abm]The ballpoint pens are [C#m]gone again
Petunia: They're gone again
Together: We've run out of packing slips[Ddim]
Petunia: S[Cm]omeday my prints will come
Larry: Pl[G]ease replace the toner
Petunia: S[Cm]omeday we'll find more of
Larry: O[G]ur manila folders
Petunia: S[Eb]omeday my prints will come
Larry: W[Bb]here's the printer cable?
Petunia: S[Eb]omeday we'll find more of
          [Ab]/[Bb]                   [Bb]--[C]
Together: Adhesive shipping labels
[C]Ohhhh... Where have all the sta[Dm]plers gone?
[G7]What happened to our pa[C]per clips?
Paper Clips/Staplers: Paper clips
Larry: [Am]The ballpoints are g[Dm]one again
Petunia: They're gone again
Together: [Bdim]The Sharpies all have fla[F/G]ttened ti[G]ps
[C]Where have all the staplers gone[Am]?

Narrator: This has been Obscure Broadway Show Tunes with Larry. Tune in for act two:
of the Staplers.

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