South Park - Kyles Mom Is A Bitch

[G]Weeelllll
[C]Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the [G]whole wide world,

She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the [C]boys and girls.

e--3---3----3---3-5-3--|
B----5---5----5--------|
G----------------------|
D----------------------|
A----------------------|
E----------------------|

[C#]On Monday she's a bitch

On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday thru Saturday [Ab]she's a bitch

Then on Sunday just to be different,
Shes u super king kamehameha [C#]bitch

[D]Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the [A]whole wide world,

She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, [D]bitch, bitch, bitch
[D]Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid [G]bitch, Kyle's Mom's a [D]bitch,
And she's [A]such a dirty [D]bitch.

Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...

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[E]Have you ever met my friend Kyle's Mom,
She's the biggest bitch in the [B]whole wide world,

She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, [E]bitch, bitch, bitch
[E]Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
She's a stupid [A]bitch, Kyle's Mom's a [E]bitch,
And she's [B]such a dirty [E]bitch;
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G--6-6/5/4--------------8--9--11---9-9--------------9------|
D------------9---9----9---9--9----9------------------------|
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I really mean it,
Kyle's Mom, she's a big fat, stinking bitch
Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Kyle's Mommmmmmmmmmm
Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa

Guide:

In 1st strophe C should be like this (355533) and G like this (334553)and C
stophe just slide down neck and so til end.

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