Crazy Ex-girlfriend

[D]         [G]         [A7]
e|--0--|   |--3--|   |--0--|
b|--3--|   |--3--|   |--2--|
G|--2--|   |--0--|   |--0--|
D|--0--|   |--0--|   |--2--|
A|--0--|   |--X--|   |--0--|
E|--X--|   |--3--|
(For the D chord, you can do a pull-off/hammer-on on the G string to make it sound
a little more country)

[D]

[D]It took me five bars, some thirty license plates
[D]I saw her mustang and my eyes filled up with rage
[D]I brought my pistol, but I ain't some kind of fool
[D]So I walked right in barehanded, she was on his arm while he was playin'
[G]pool
Just like I used to [D]do
[A7]She kissed him while I got a beer, well she didn't think I'd show up h[G]ere
I'm a crazy ex-girl[D]friend

[D]I watched her for a while but I didn't like her walk
[D]Came across kinda cheap to me, but hey, how's that my fault
[D]She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch
[D]Somebody tell that girl to step up to the plate I'm gonna pit[G]ch
Little bi[D]tch...
[A7]Those pretty girls can play their game
But their damn well gonna know my n[G]ame!
I'm a crazy ex-girl[D]friend

(Spoken)
[D]Well I started throwin' things and I scared folks half to death
[D]I got up in his face and smelled whiskey on his breath

(Sang)
[D]Didn't give a second thought to being thrown in jail
[D]Cause baby to hammer everything looks like a n[G]ail
And I was mad as he[D]ll!
[A7]Well those pretty girls their all the same
But their damn well gonna know my n[G]ame!
[D]I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend!
[D]I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend!
[D]I'm a crazy Ex-Girlfriend!

Buy the album. Its great.