Ecnegludni Fles Sseldnim

Chords
    [A]   [E]  [G]   [C]   [D]  [Ab5]  [B5]    [Bb5] [Eb5]
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--2---1--4---5---7--6---------------8------------------------------------|
D|--2---2--5---5---7--6-----9-----8---8------------------------------------|
A|--2---2--5---3---5--4-----9-----8---6------------------------------------|
E|--0---0--3----------------7-----6----------------------------------------|

You keep playing the chord to thecorrect rhythm pattern till the next chord,
or stop where i put '*'.

hello james, hi, i'm calling and interested in seeing if, um, i don't know, if
you book this band, um, that band, um, mindless, um, was it mind... senseless...
mindless... - uh whatever, you know what i'm talking about

[A]me like to go down to the church and drink some holy [E]water

but i don't like it... the priest don't like it
but me can't seem to [A]help it
[A]sail away - oh - away - oh
you live me life free like a bi[E]rdie

cause me like to sing

me likes what me do
and me can't seem to h[A]elp it
[G]i went to the zoo and saw some monkeys

i went to the zoo and saw some monkeys today
i s[C]aw the giraffe but he didn't make any sound
[C]sometimes me bad... oh, i forgot the words... um...
oh - we all going on a [A]field trip -[A] a field trip - [A]a field trip - [A]a field
trip - [A]a field trip - a[A] field t-trip - [A]a field trip -[A] a field trip -[A] a field

trip
[C]Mr. Lonie is gonna be the true
[G]Mr. Harry, he drives the v[G]an
[E]sometimes me b[G]ad... e[C]at me de[G]ntal floss
[C]pull him... pul[G]ling Jesus [C]from the cr[G]oss - touch me th[E]ing
[E]sing somebody stol[C]e my Amy Grant record[A]s today
[Ab5]me think [A]me turn[Ab5] 22 today
will somebody [D]get me a present caus[Ab5]e I tu[A]rn 22 [E]today
but they're not a[A]s pretty as Bar[G]bara Mandrel
then the [A]milkman came - the m[C]ilkman came and he took[E] them fish
he took them fish now me[A] crying - me [A]crying
[B5]the milk[C]man mak[B5]e me c[A]ry... then [A]the mailman came
[E]drag [G]me p[A]ee-pe[G]e on t[E]he floor
[G]hide me sandw[E]ich in me drawer
[G]the... hit my h[E]ead against the door

this is some kind of dream
[A]me likes to go down to the park
and take them nuts from them squir[E]rels

and... you know what?
[E]time is... i[A]t's the cl[G]oset for m[A]e - the clo[G]set for me
[A]it's so d[E]ark me c[G]annot see
i[A]t's the clos[G]et for me [A]- the closet[G] for me
Mr. Harry said that w[G]ill teach me

No, I don't want to do the special olympics one
[C]my friend's the seat[D] on my toilet
[C]and he always se[Bb5]em to shout at me
[G]oh, mister, [D]don't yo[D]u pee on me
[G]when I'm sitting it'[D]s a totally different story
[G]then he doesn't s[Bb5]eem to play me mind
[G]he's not afrai[D]d of my fat be[D]hind    [A]          [C]               [G]
[Eb5]and on t[Bb5]he unfortun[G]ate occasion
[Eb5]when I mi[A]ss the bow[G]l and pee on him
[Eb5]lets me [Bb5]off with a [G]smile and a warning
[Eb5]don't do[A] it a[G]gain...

That's it , it was hard that and took quite a while to get right so it better be added.....
thanks