I Love My Dip

[C]I [D]  love  my  d[G]ip!
[C]It[D]  feels good in my lip. [G]
[C]When I dip I ha[D]ve to spit. [G]
[C]Chicks say that dip lo[D]oks like shit.     [G]
[C]I[D] love my d[G]ip
[C]More than my mom,   [D]
[C]More than my dad,   [D]
[C]Dipping could never[D] be bad!    [G]

[C]Being without dip i[D]s such a pity.    [G]
[C]I dip as I d[D]rive around the city. [G]
[C]The best time to dip is[D] before bed.     [G]
[C]FUCK SMOKING! I'd rather dip [D]instead!      [G]
[C]I[D] love my d[G]ip
[C]More than my dog,   [D]
[C]More than my ferret,[D]
[C]I like dip so mu[D]ch that I share [G]it!

[C]Dipping is the best[D] thing in this world.   [G]
[C]The first time I dip[D]ped, of course, I hurled.  [G]
[C]Spilling a di[D]p cup sucks fat cock.    [G]
[C]If dip was a corporation [D]I'd buy stock.   [G]
[C]I[D] love my d[G]ip

[C]More than my sister,[D]
[C]More than my brother[D]

[C]When I finish this dip, I[D]'m gonna pack another!     [G]

[C]Chuck dips, Stan [D]dips, Earl dips[G], and Bob dips.    [Em]
[C]Buck dips, Dan [D]dips, Merle di[G]ps, and Rob dips      [Em]
Because they l[C]ove th[D]eir dip.    [G]
[C]And I, t[D]oo, love my dip! [G]

[C]I[D] love my d[G]ip.
[C]More than my girlfri[D]end Anna,
[C]More than a glass of Tropican[D]a,
[C]More than Bugs Bunny   [D]
[C]More than Adam Sandler (and he's so funny) [D]
[C]More than a cold [D]beer
[C]More than three yaks a[D]nd a deer
You know it! I lov[C]e[D] my dip!   [G]
[C]I[D] love my d[G]ip!