Guitar Guy At The Party
Mike BirbigliaVersion1
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Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
I'm the guitar guy at the party
I'm the guitar guy and I think I'll drink a Coke and Bacardi
It might seem like i'm just havin' fun but I'm
actually not, i'm trying to sleep with your girlfriend
Listen to me as I play this song 'cause I'm
gonna play it regardless
I'm only playin' three chords so
I can make eye contact
with different women in the room
I'm gonna try and sleep with your girlfriend
But i'm gonna make it sound like we have a really
special bond and we should keep it secret
Spoken Verse:
You know i think your boyfriend really takes you for granted
When was the last time he told you that your eyes look like space crystals?
If you wanna come by my place later it'd be cool, it's not gonna be like
last time. I totally understand why that freaked you out.
Maybe if I play 'Free Fallin'' then
someone will give me a handjob
Or maybe they'll just sit on my lap and the
friction will cause me to have an erection
an erection I'll make sure you won't feel 'cause i'm classy
and I'm gonna shift it to the left
and I'm gonna shift it to the right
and I'm gonna create a mental image in my head like
guys in prison taking a group shower
Here's my story. I'm gonna make sure that I tell it in the proper order
I went to arts camp as a kid and I played the recorder.
Then I learned that recorders are for losers and guitars get chicks and
now when I feel like a loser I take this out and sing 'Wonderwall' by Oasis
I play mostly covers,
Cat Stevens and the Beatles and a couple of others
I do some original songs too but they're not as well received...
"Christ is God, Christ is God"
Outro"
But I still want that handjob
'Cause I'm the guitar guy
I'm the guitar guy,
I'm the guitar guy,
I'm the guitar GUY-I-I-I.
-I hope you enjoy; my little droogies.
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Readable chord sheet for Guitar Guy At The Party by Mike Birbiglia
[G]I'm the [Cadd9]guitar guy [Em7]at the [G]party [Cadd9]I'm the [G]guitar guy and I [Em7]think I'll drink a [Cadd9]Coke and Bacardi [G]It might seem like i'm [Cadd9]just havin' fun but I'm [G]actually not, i'm trying to [Cadd9]sleep with your girlfriend [G]Listen to me as I [Cadd9]play this song 'cause I'm [Em7]gonna play it re[G]gardless [Dsus4]I'm only [G]playin' three chords so [Cadd9]I can make [G]eye contact [Cadd9]with different [G]women in the room [Em7]I'm gonna try and [G]sleep with your girlfriend [Cadd9]But i'm gonna make it [G]sound like we have a really [Cadd9]special bond and we should [G]keep it secret Spoken Verse: [Em7]You know i think your [G]boyfriend really takes you for [Cadd9]granted [Em7]When was the last time he [G]told you that your eyes look like [Cadd9]space crystals? [Em7]If you wanna come by my place later it'd be [G]cool, [Cadd9]it's not gonna be like last [G]time. [Em7]I totally understand why that [G]freaked you out. [Dsus4]Maybe if I [G]play 'Free Fallin'' then [Cadd9]someone will give me a [G]handjob [Cadd9]Or maybe they'll just [G]sit on my lap and the [Cadd9]friction will cause me to [G]have an erection [Cadd9]an erection [G]I'll make sure you won't [Cadd9]feel 'cause i'm [G]classy [Cadd9]and I'm gonna [G]shift it to the left [Cadd9]and I'm gonna [G]shift it to the right [Cadd9]and I'm gonna create a mental [G]image in my head like [Cadd9]guys in prison [G]taking a group shower [Em7]Here's my [G]story. I'm gonna [Cadd9]make sure that I tell it in the [G]proper order [Cadd9]I went to [G]arts camp as a kid and I [Em7]played the [G]recorder. [Cadd9]Then I learned that [G]recorders are for [Cadd9]losers and [G]guitars get chicks and [Cadd9]now when I [G]feel like a loser I [Cadd9]take this out and sing '[G]Wonderwall' by Oasis [G]I play mostly [Cadd9]covers, [G]Cat Stevens and the Beatles and a [Cadd9]couple of others [Em7]I do [G]some original songs too but they're not as well re[Cadd9]ceived... "[D]Christ is [G]God, [D]Christ is [G]God" Outro" [Em7]But I [G]still want that handjob [Cadd9]'Cause I'm the [G]guitar guy [Cadd9]I'm the guitar guy, [G]I'm the guitar guy, [Cadd9]I'm the guitar GUY-[D]I-I-[G]I. -I hope you enjoy; my little droogies.