Grace Kelly

[G] [G/f#] [G] [G]/[F#] [G] [D/F#]
[G] [G/f#] [G] [G]/[F#] [G] [D/F#]

(The last time we talked, Mr Smith, you reduced me to tears.
 I promise you that won't happen again)

[G]Do I attract you?
Do I repulse you with my [D/F#]queasy smile?
[G]Am I too dirty? Am I too flirty?
Do I [D/F#]like what you [G]like?

[G]I could be wholesome; I could be loathsome
I guess I’m a [D/F#]little bit shy
[G]Why don’t you like me? Why don’t you l[N.C.]ike me?
Without making me [G]try?

[G]I try to be like [Dm7]Grace Kelly
[Am]But all her looks were too [Dsus4]sad   [D]
[G]So I tried a little [Dm7]Freddie
[Am]I’ve gone identity [Dsus4]mad!  [D]

[G]I could be brown, I could be blue
I could be [G]vi[Am7]olet[G/B]    [C]sky

I could be hurtful
I could be [Dsus4]purple
I could be [D]anything you like
[G]Gotta be green, gotta be mean
Gotta be [G]ev[Am7]eryt[G/B]hing [C]more

Why don’t you like me?
Why don’t you[Dsus4] like me?
Why don’t you [D]walk out the [G]door!

(Getting angry doesn't solve anything)

[G]How can I help it, How can I help it
How can I [G]help [Am7]what [G/B]you [C]think?

Hello my baby
Hello my [Dsus4]baby
Putting my [D]life on the [G]brink

[G]Why don’t you like me, why don’t you like me
Why don’t you[G] l[Am7]ike [G/B]your[C]self?

Should I bend over?
Should I look [Dsus4]older just to be [D]put on the [G]shelf?

[G]I tried to be like Grace [Dm7]Kelly
[Am]But all her looks were too [Dsus4]sad   [D]
[G]So I tried a little [Dm7]Freddie
[Am]I’ve gone identity[Dsus4] mad  [D]

[G]I could be brown, I could be blue
I could be [G]vi[Am7]olet[G/B]    [C]sky

I could be hurtful
I could be [Dsus4]purple
I could be [D]anything you like
[G]Gotta be green, gotta be mean
         [G] [Am7] [G/B]  [C]

Gotta be everything more

Why don’t you like me?
Why don’t you [Dsus4]like me?
Why don’t you [D]walk out the [C]door!

[Cm]Say what you want to [G]satisfy yourself
[C]  But [Cm]you only want what [G]every[D/F#]body [Em]else says [D]you should [A/C#]want
You [Dsus4]want  [D]

[G]I could be brown, I could be blue
I could be [G]vi[Am7]olet[G/B]    [C]sky

I could be hurtful
I could be [Dsus4]purple
I could be [D]anything you like
[G]Gotta be green, gotta be mean
Gotta be [G]ev[Am7]eryt[G/B]hing [C]more

Why don’t you like me?
Why don’t you [Dsus4]like me?
Why don’t you [D]walk out the [G]door!

[G]I could be brown, I could be blue
I could be [G]vi[Am7]olet[G/B]    [C]sky

I could be hurtful
I could be [Dsus4]purple
I could be [D]anything you like
[G]Gotta be green, gotta be mean
Gotta be [G]ev[Am7]eryt[G/B]hing [C]more

Why don’t you like me?
Why don’t you [Dsus4]like me?
Why don’t you [D]walk out the [Em]door!

[D] [C] [G/B] [Am] [G] [F]

(Humprey, we’re leaving)
(Kaching!)