Down Under

[Em]   traveling in a [D]fried out kombie--[Em]-,  [C]    [D]

 [Em]   on a hippy trai[D]l head full of zom[Em]bie.[C]  [D]

 [Em]   I met a strange[D] lady, she made me [Em]nerv[C]ou[D]s.

 [Em]   she took me [D]in and gave me break[Em]fast,  and she[C] s[D]aid

[G]  Do you come from a [D]land down unde[Em]r--- [C]   [D]

[G]  where women gl[D]ow and men plund[Em]er?  [C]    [D]

[G]  cant ya hear can ya h[D]ear the thun[Em]der--[C]- [D]

[G]you better run, you be[D]tter take cov[Em]er---[C]  [D]

Buying bread from a man in Brussels,
he was six foot four and full of muscles.
I said do you speak my language?
He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich.
And he said:

I come from a land down under,
Where beer does flow and men chunder.
cant you hear cant you hear the thunder?
You better run you better take cover.

Lying in a den in Bombay,
with a slack jaw and not much to say.
I said to the man "Are you trying to tempt me?
Because I come from the land of plenty."
and he said:

Never medel in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.