Philosopher My Arse

[Ab]Your theories, your beliefs
And the [Ab]way you preach for [G]peace
It sounds like [Ab]vomi[G]t to my [Cm]ears

Woh, [Ab]daddy likes to [G]teach
Counts for the [Ab]muttered words you like [G]to speak
But it sounds like [Ab]vomi[G]t to my [Cm]ears

[Ab]Let me fall and [Cm]kiss your feet
[Ab]Everybody knows they're cleaner than your [Cm]lips
[Ab]I'm not easy [Cm]to defeat
[Ab]I know, I know when something's a[Cm]miss (x3)
Something's a[Cm]miss

(same chords as in the first part)

Philosopher my ass
Your words leave your mouth pretty fast
And it sounds like vomit to my ears

I lie in the safety of your bed
Whilst Bob Marley goes straight to your head
How can you compare yourself to this man
Your whole life's a scam

So let me fall and kiss your feet
Everybody knows they're cleaner than your lips
I'm not easy to defeat
I know, I know when something's amiss (x3)
(I think I know when) something's amiss

Don't [Ab]cheat me, don't you [Cm]cheat me
Don't you [Ab]think you can fuckin[Cm]g lie to me
Yeah...

Coz I won't fall and kiss your feet
Everybody knows they're cleaner than your lips
I'm not easy to defeat
I know, I know when something's amiss (x3)
Something's amiss (x2)