Panic Beach

Intro  [A]     [Asus4] [A]

[A]Well the dog act got d[Asus4]runk again last [A]night

And the [F#m]King and Quenn of the [D]waltz clog team [Bm]had another fight

King was [D]careless with his [A]tango grip

Nearly l[E]ost his queen in a [Bm]dip

Yeah, she ri[D]ghted herself, straightened [A]out her slip

and [E]kicked him in the shin

Miss [A]Billy Begonia thinks she's [Asus4]hit the big t[A]ime

She wants a [F#m]thick red rug from the [D]dressing room door

To the f[Bm]rontline of the footlights

She's got a [D]sky blue swandown [A]powder puff

and a [E]corset to keep her s[Bm]pirts up

Yeah, [D]she don't sweat, she [A]sours and melts

Like i[E]ce cream in the sun

She'll be [Bm]out of a job at the end of this

[D/C#]Three week [D]run

[D]We're havin [A]fun out here, on Panic [D]Beach[Dsus2]

All the Vaudeville [A]bums are here, out on Panic [D]Beach [Dsus2]

I hear them talk about the [F#m]palace

But its s[Bm]o far out of reach  [D]

So I'll do my [A]time

Then say good[E]bye to Panic B[A]each   [A/B]         [A/C#]                [D]

Goodbye, goodbye, good[A]bye [A/B]       [A/C#]               [D]

same chords has verse 2*

The visionary theatric strikes a juggler's seesan tune
and the dying swan pirouettes and fawns
by the light of the street lamp moon
When my trunk is filled with taffeta
Those big time hacks won't laugh at us
When my taps are mado of silver
I can make the kiddies thrill for just one buck and wing
Yeah, I will nail them to my heel and the pnaic choir sings

same chords as Chorus*

Here comes a lucky little thing to panic beach
yeah, you know we got to teach him how to sing
While we're stuck on panic beach
Ah, the way ya hear em say it
Doesn't seem so out of reach
So I'll do my time
Then say goodbye to Panic Beach
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye

same chords as verse 2 except no chord over first line - pick up
with F
Well the landlord gets a free show, every Saturday at six
Sometimes on Sunday all dependin on whatever kind of
mood he's in
I keep his glass filled up with sherry
And sing him all his favorite songs
If a tear comes to his eye, he may let
A month go by before he takes away my key
Oh, that sherry, starts to taste real good to me

Hey mam look at me on panic beach
I may be hungry but my rent is free up on panic beach
yeah, I can almost see the palace
No longer out of reach
So I'll do my time
Then say goodbye to Panic Beach
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye

Fade on [A]   [D]