The Homo Song
Mara LeviVersion1
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Dear old Mrs. So and So,
I thought I'd call and let you know
Your daughter is a big HOMO
And she's lying next to me
She came here of her own volition
No doubt wasting her tuition
Still it's true and now you're wishin'
She weren't here with me
She's been acting out this way
Since long before the fateful day
I brought her home so she could stay
Lying next to me
No matter how you sulk and fret
It's only girls that make her wet
And since it's true, well you can bet
She's lying next to me
Dear old Mr. So and So,
I thought I'd call and let you know
Your daughter is a big HOMO
And she's lying next to me
She loves you still, she always will
But you can't fix her with a pill
Or try to take a-way the thrill
Of lying next to me
She wants your love and your respect
But if you push, she'll push right back
'Cause she's got friends and you've got JACK
If you don't let her be
For the apple of your eye
There must be something you can try
'Cause I can't stand to see her cry
Lying next to me
Dear old Mrs. So and So,
Just call her up and let her know
She can be a big HOMO
And you'll still love her so.
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Readable chord sheet for The Homo Song by Mara Levi
[Cmaj9] |320010| [C]Dear old Mrs. [G]So and So, I t[Am]hought I'd call and [F]let you know Your [C]daughter [Cmaj9]is a [Am]big HOMO And she's [Dm]lying next to me [G] [C]She came here of her [G]own volition [Am]No doubt wasting [F]her tuition [C]Still it's t[Am11]rue and [Am]now you're wishin' [Dm] She weren't here with me [G] [C]She's been acting [G]out this way Since [Am]long before the [F]fateful day I [C]brought her [Am11]home so [Am]she could stay [Dm] Lying next to me [G] No [C]matter how you [G]sulk and fret It's o[Am]nly girls that [F]make her wet And [C]since it's [Am11]true, well [Am]you can bet [Dm] She's lying next to me [C]Dear old Mr. [G]So and So, I [Am]thought I'd call and [F]let you know Your [C]daughter [Cmaj9]is a [Am]big HOMO And she's [Dm]lying next to me [G] She [C]loves you still, she [G]always will But [Am]you can't fix her [F]with a pill Or [C]try to [Am11]take a-[Am]way the thrill [Dm] Of lying next to me [G] She [C]wants your love and [G]your respect But [Am]if you push, she'll [F]push right back 'Cause [C]she's got [Am11]friends and [Am]you've got JACK [Dm] If you don't let her be [G] [C]For the apple [G]of your eye There [Am]must be something [F]you can try 'Cause [C]I can't [Am11]stand to [Am]see her cry [Dm] Lying next to me [C]Dear old Mrs. [G]So and So, Just [Am]call her up and [F]let her know [C]She can [Cmaj9]be a [Am]big HOMO And [Am]you'll still l[G]ove her [C] so.