Golden Ticket

[A]Please take care of your
[C#m]self Was the last thing I s[F#m]aid

Right before that operator made us disconnected

[A]  [C#m]  [F#m]  [E]  [D]

[A]Please take care of your
[C#m]self Was the last thing I [F#m]said
Right before that oper[E]ator made us [D]disconnected

[A]If you can't hear me right
[C#m]now I've got a formula v[F#m]ow
That swears I'll do my best
to [E]figure out this [D]situation

[A]  [C#m]  [F#m]  [E]  [D]

[A]First of all
I'll expl[C#m]ain why I cost all that wa[F#m]ter
and never fixed that leaking [E]pipe
That floods us [D]to the ceiling
[A]An empty shot glass doesn't l[C#m]ie
So I fulfilled my appet[F#m]ite
And crossed my fingers
That the [E]good Lord would take [D]care of you and I again

[A]  [C#m]  [F#m]  [E]  [D]

[A]So now that I [F#m]sound dead
I'll try the road sur[G]rounded
And make sure that the [D]bottle never bothers us again
[A]I promise this time [F#m]really
I'm cleaning up sin[G]cerely
I'll make sure that the d[D]evil never bothers you again

[A]How I wish that you'd so[C#m]ld
me on all of those big g[F#m]oads
Like being a good f[E]ather
not a ca[D]reless liar
[A]Am I really that ol[C#m]d,
Ignorant or too s[F#m]low
to realize I've lost my golden ticket back home

[A]  [C#m]  [F#m]  [E]  [D]

[A]  [G]