The Absolute Worst
Man OverboardVersion1
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Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
x2
I got a funny feeling no ones ever put you in your place
Or spit the bullshit right back in your face
You never had an ounce of promise within you
Every word you says a lie so please don't continue
You bitch
I'm too good for someone like you anyway
Because girls like you are the absolute worst
I really tried to like you but you messed it up first
Because girls like you are as bad as they come
Go crawl back to wherever you came from
x2
And your cute little boyfriend he can catch words too
I really just gotta hate him for loving you
If what he wants is a fight then alright
You were tough on the phone but you went soft for the night
You bitch
I'm too good for someone like you anyway
(Don't make me say it again)
Because kids like you are the absolute worst,
I really tried to like you but you messed it up first,
Because kids like you are as bad as they come,
Go crawl back to wherever you came from
x2
Yeah!
x2
Because girls like you are the absolute worst
I really tried to like you but you messed it up first
Because girls like you are as bad as they come
Go crawl back to wherever you came from
Because guys like you are the absolute worst,
I really tried to like you but you messed it up first,
Because guys like you are as bad as they come,
Go crawl back to wherever you came from
And if you're too lazy to change your guitar from the standard tune, replace:
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Readable chord sheet for The Absolute Worst by Man Overboard
[D] [Em] [Bm] [G] x2 I got a [D]funny feeling no ones ever put you in your [Bm]place Or spit the bullshit [G]right back in your [D]face You never had an ounce of promise within you Every [Bm]word you says a lie so [G]please don't continue You bitch [D]I'm [Em]too [Bm]good for [G]someone like you [D]any[Em]way [Bm] [G] Because [D]girls like you are the absolute worst I [Bm]really tried to like you but you [G]messed it up first Because [D]girls like you are as bad as they come [Bm]Go crawl back to wher[G]ever you came from [D] [Em] [Bm] [G] x2 And your [D]cute little boyfriend he can catch words [Bm]too I really just gotta [G]hate him for loving [D]you If what he wants is a fight then alright You were [Bm]tough on the phone but you went [G]soft for the night You bitch [D]I'm [Em]too [Bm]good for [G]someone like you [D]any[Em]way [Bm] [G] (Don't make me say it again) Because [D]kids like you are the absolute worst, I [Bm]really tried to like you but you [G]messed it up first, Because [D]kids like you are as bad as they come, [Bm]Go crawl back to wher[G]ever you came from [D] [Em] [Bm] [G] x2 Yeah! [D] [Em] [Bm] [G] x2 Because [D]girls like you are the absolute worst I [Bm]really tried to like you but you [G]messed it up first Because [D]girls like you are as bad as they come [Bm]Go crawl back to wher[G]ever you came from Because [D]guys like you are the absolute worst, I [Bm]really tried to like you but you [G]messed it up first, Because [D]guys like you are as bad as they come, [Bm]Go crawl back to wher[G]ever you came from And if you're too lazy to change your guitar from the standard tune, replace: [D] => [Eb] [Em] => [Fm] [Bm] => [Cm] [G] => [Ab]