Scotty Doesn't Know

[G]Scotty doesn't k[A]now,
That Fionna and [C]me,

Do it in my van every Sunday.

[G]She tells him shes in c[A]hurch,
But she doesn't [C]go,

Still shes on her knees, and...

Scotty doens't [G]know, [B]oh.
Scotty doesn't [C]know-oh.
So don't tell S[G]cotty!
Scotty doesn't [B]know,
Scotty doesn't [C]know.
SO [A]DON'T TELL SCOTTY!

[G]Fionna s[A]ays shes out s[C]hopping,
[G]But shes under [A]me and I'm not s[C]topping.

Cuz Scotty doesn't k[G]now,
Scotty doesn't [B]know,
Scotty doesn't [C]know,
Scotty doesn't [G]know.
So don't tell S[B]cotty.
Scotty doesn't [C]knoooooow....
[A]DON'T TELL SCOTTY!

[G]I can't beli[A]eve he's so t[C]rusting,
[G]While I'm ri[A]ght behind you [C]thrusting.
[G]Fionna's got him [A]on the phone,
[C]and she's trying not to moan.
[G]It's a three way [A]call,
and he knows [C]nothing.

Scotty doesn't [G]know,
Scotty doesn't [B]know,
Scotty doesn't [C]know,
Don't tell S[G]cotty.
Cuz Scotty doesn't [B]know,
Scotty doesn't k[C]now
SO DON'T TELL S[G]COTTY!
We'll put on a [B]show, everyone will [C]go.
Scotty doesn't [G]know,
Scotty doesn't [B]know,
Scotty doesn't [C]knoooooow....[A]

[B]The, parking lot, [C]why not?
[A]It's so cool [C]when you're on top.
[B]His front lawn, [C]in the snow.
[A]Laughing so hard, [C]cuz...

Scotty doesn't know,
Scotty doesn't know.

[G]I did her [A]on his b[C]irthday.

Scotty doesn't [G]know,
Scotty doesn't [B]know,
Scotty doesn't [C]know,

Scotty doesn't know,
Don't tell S[G]cotty.
Scotty doesn't [B]knoooooow..[C]..
Scotty will [G]know,
Scotty has to [B]know,
Scotty's gotta [C]know,

Gonna tell Scotty,
Gonna tell him [G]myself.
Scotty has to [B]know,
Scotty has to [C]know,

Scotty has to,

Scotty has to,
Scotty has to [G]go!
Scotty doesn't [B]know,
Scotty doesn't [C]know,
Scotty doesn't [G]know...