Ladykillers

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[A] [G] [F#m] [F#m]

[Em]Here we go, [G]I'm hanging out [Bm]in Camden
[A]Drinkin with my girlfriends on [Em]a Saturday night
[Em]This guy says, "[G]come and meet my [Bm]girlfriend"
She's [A]sitting in the corner looking [Bm]rather uptight

[D]So I say "[A]hello" and I [Em]try to be nice
[D]But I see he's feeling [Eb]itchy
[D]Trying to play us off [Em]each other,
[C]"Girls, girls, please [B]don't fight" (you get the picture)

[Em]Hey you, the [G]muscles and the [Bm]long hair
Telling [A]me that women are su[Em]perior to men
[Em]Most guys just [G]don't appreci[Bm]ate this
You just [A]try convincing me you're [Em]better than them

[D]So he talks for [A]hours about his sensitive [Em]soul
And his [D]favorite subject is [Eb]sex
[D]I don't think he [Em]even wanted it
Whatever, [C]Christ this guy's [B]too much (I wanna tell him)

[C]I'm as human [Em]as the next girl,
[C]I like a bit of fla[Em]ttery
But [C]I don't need your [Em]practiced lines, [C]your school of charm m[B]entality so
[C]Save your breath [Em]for someone [C]else and credit [Em]me with something more
[C]When it comes to [Em]men like you,
[C]I know the [Em]score,
I've [C]heard it all [B]before

[No Guitar for this part, clap along]

(Here comes the next one)
Blondie was with me for a summer
He flirted like a maniac but I wouldn't bite
I'm weak and he was so persistent
He only had to have me 'cause I put up a fight

Oh [Em]God, the boy had [G]such an ego
He [Bm]liked to talk about [A]himself all day and [Em]all night
You [Em]think you're [G]such a ladykiller
But [Bm]you were nothing [A]special 'til you turned out [Em]the light

[D]When he's nice to [A]me he's just nice to [Em]himself
And [D]he's watching his ref[Eb]lection
[D]I'm a five foot mirror for [Em]adoring himself
[C]Here's seven years [B]bad luck (I wanna tell him)

[C]When you say you [Em]love me you're just fla[C]ttering your [Em]vanity
But [C]I don't need your prac[Em]ticed lines, your [C]school of charm menta[Em]lity so
[C]Save your breath for some[Em]one else and [C]credit me with some[B]thing more
[C]When it comes to [Em]men like you,
[C]I know the [Em]score,
[C]I've heard it all [B]before

[Em]Ooh, you're [G]such a ladykiller, [Bm]always on a winner, [C]thinking that you're in there
[Em]Oh boy, you're such a [G]ladykiller, [Bm]super sexy mister, [C]call it what you will, oh
[Em]You think you're such a [G]ladykiller, [Bm]I just bet you're still there, [C]posing in the mirror
[Em]Hey girls, he's such a ladykiller, [G]but we know where he's coming from and [Bm]we know the score.