Take My Drunk Ass Home

It's  [G]  time to take my  [C]  drunk ass  [G]  home
I drank all the whiskey And my  [D]  money's all  [D7]  gone
Hit on  [G]  all the girls Sang  [C]  every  [G]  song
It's time to take my  [D]  drunk ass  [G]  home

Well, I  [D]  worked all week so  [C]  I could come  [G]  here
Have a good time and an ice cold  [D]  beer
But one turned to ten and  [C]  ten turned to  [G]  twenty
And twenty plus and empty bottle's  [D]  too damn many

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Well it seems that I've misplaced my shirt
I can't find my keys for all this parking lot dirt
My fall back plan has done got sad
Cause my ex-girlfriend ain't lookin' half bad

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 [C]  I sucker punched my best friend
And the  [G]  bouncer head locked me, onstage with the band  [A]
I look like hell I feel like s**t  [D]
I think it's time I  [E]  call it quits

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It's  [A]  time to take my  [D]  drunk ass  [A]  home
I drank all the whiskey And my  [E]  money's all  [E7]  gone
Hit on  [A]  all the girls Sang  [D]  every  [A]  song
It's time to take my  [E]  drunk ass  [A]  home
It's  [A]  time to take my  [D]  drunk ass  [A]  home
I twisted up my ankle Can't  [E]  find my cell  [E7]  phone
Yeah my  [A]  lip's all busted And my  [D]  buzz is  [A]  gone
It's time to take my  [E]  drunk ass  [A]  home
If  [A]  ya'll agree Then  [D]  sing along
 It's  [A]  time to take my  [E]  drunk ass  [D]  home  [E]   [A]