Dead Skunk In The Middle Of The Road

Cr[G]ossing the highway [D]late last night,
He [C]shoulda looked left and he [G]shoulda looked right.
He [G]didn't see the station [D]wagon car.
The [C]skunk got squashed and [G]there you are.

You got your [G]dead skunk in the [D]middle of the road
[C]Dead skunk in the [G]middle of the road
[G]Dead skunk in the [D]middle of the road
(And it's) [C]Stinking to high [G]heaven

Take a [G]whiff on me. That [D]ain't no rose.
[C]Roll up your window and [G]hold your nose.
You [G]don't have to look and you [D]don't have to see
'Cause you can [C]feel it in your ol[G]factory.

(chorus)

Yeah, you [G]got your dead cat and you [D]got your dead dog.
On a [C]moonlit night you got your [G]dead toad frog.
You got your [G]dead rabbit and your [D]dead raccoon.
The [C]blood and the guts, they gonna [G]make you swoon.

(chorus)

C'mon, stink

You got it. It's dead.  It's in the middle.
Dead skunk in the middle
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinking to high heaven

All over the road
Technicolor

Oh, you got pollution.
It's dead.
It's in the middle,
And it's stinkin' to high heaven.