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Andy's Chest

Lou Reed
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D-DU-UDU
 If I could be anything
  in  the world that flew
  I  would be a bat and come
  swooping  after you
  And  if the last time you were here
  things  were a bit askew
  Well, you know  what happens  after dark
  When rattlesnakes  lose their skins  and their hearts
  And all  the missionaries  lose their bark
  Oh,  all the trees are calling  after you
  And  all the venom snipers  after you
  Are  all the mountains boulder  after  you
  If I could be any one
  of the things in this world that bite
  Instead of a dentured ocelot on a leash
  I'd rather be a kite
  Be tied to the end of your string
  flying in the air at night
  'Cause you know what they say about honey bears
  When you shave off all their baby hair
  You have a hairy minded pink bare bear
  And all the bells are rolling out for you
  And all the stones are erupting out for you
  And all the cheap luck suckers are flying after you
  Yesterday, Daisy Mae and Biff
  were grooving on the street
  And just like in a movie
  her hands became her feet
  Her belly button was her mouth
  which meant she tasted what she'd speak
  But the funny thing is what happened to her nose
  It grew until it reached all of her toes
  Now, when people say her feet smell, they mean her nose
  And all the curtains laced with diamonds for you
  And all the Roman noblemen for you
  And kingdom's Christian sailors, dear for you
  And melting ice cap mountain tops for you
  And knights in flaming silver robes for you
  And bats that with a kiss turn prince for you
  Swoop, swoop, rock, rock
  Roll, roll, swoop, swoop
  Rock, rock, roll, roll

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Readable chord sheet for Andy's Chest by Lou Reed

[D]        If I could be anything
        [G]in the world that flew
        [D]I would be a bat and come
        [G]swooping after you
        [D]And if the last time you were here

        [G]things were a bit askew

        Well, you [Eb]know what hap[Bb]pens after dar[F]k
        When rattle[Eb]snakes lose their sk[Bb]ins and their hea[F]rts
        And a[Eb]ll the mission[Bb]aries lose their ba[F]rk
        [C]Oh, all the trees are c[F]alling after [G]you
        [C]And all the venom s[F]nipers after [G]you
        [C]Are all the mountains [F]boulder after[G] you

        If I could be any one
        of the things in this world that bite
        Instead of a dentured ocelot on a leash
        I'd rather be a kite
        Be tied to the end of your string
        flying in the air at night

        'Cause you know what they say about honey bears
        When you shave off all their baby hair
        You have a hairy minded pink bare bear

        And all the bells are rolling out for you
        And all the stones are erupting out for you
        And all the cheap luck suckers are flying after you

        Yesterday, Daisy Mae and Biff
        were grooving on the street
        And just like in a movie
        her hands became her feet
        Her belly button was her mouth
        which meant she tasted what she'd speak

        But the funny thing is what happened to her nose
        It grew until it reached all of her toes
        Now, when people say her feet smell, they mean her nose

        And all the curtains laced with diamonds for you
        And all the Roman noblemen for you
        And kingdom's Christian sailors, dear for you
        And melting ice cap mountain tops for you
        And knights in flaming silver robes for you
        And bats that with a kiss turn prince for you
        Swoop, swoop, rock, rock
        Roll, roll, swoop, swoop
        Rock, rock, roll, roll

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