Mrs. Leroy Brown

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[G]I've been in and out of every honky tonk in town

And I'm almost drunk from the drinks
That I've turned [D]down
Well, you [G]told me you'd be happy
Bouncin' [C]babies on your knee
[G]While I sit at home alone
And I[D]'ve been bouncin' [G]three
[G]Yeah, and I'm tired of it too

[G]I'm gonna call myself a long pink limousine

Yeah, believe it or not it's the prettiest thing
I [D]think I've ever seen
There's a [G]big bar in the corner and a [C]TV on the side
This [G]baby's 60 feet [D]long and 40 feet [G]wide
[C]Hey driver pull this car, buddy, [G]right inside the bar
[C]Take it on back to the big ol blonde
That [D]thinks she's a movie star
I'm gonna [G]grab her by her phony ponytail
I'm gonna [C]sling her around and around
When [G]she wakes up she'll know she met up
With [D]mad Mrs. Leroy [G]Brown

[G]Well the smoke's so doggone thick

You could cut it with a knife

And the music's so loud
You can hear the same line [D]twice
Hey [G]Leroy Brown, how do you like my [C]big ol' pink limo
I just [G]drawed all your money out of the bank today
Honey, [D]you don't have no [G]more

[G]I'm gonna call myself a long pink limousine

Yeah, believe it or not it's the prettiest thing
I [D]think I've ever seen
There's a [G]big bar in the corner and a [C]TV on the side
This [G]baby's 60 feet [D]long and 40 feet [G]wide
[C]Hey driver pull this car, buddy, [G]right inside the bar
[C]Take it on back to the big ol blonde
That [D]thinks she's a movie star
I'm gonna [G]grab her by her phony ponytail
I'm gonna [C]sling her around and around
When [G]she wakes up she'll know she met up
With [D]mad Mrs. Leroy [G]Brown

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