Asshole
Living ColourVersion1
90
Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
X4
I heard a tree.
It was talking to me.
It said "You are an asshole."
A honey bee
Went buzzing by me.
It said "You're such an asshole."
I've experienced such strange phenomena
since I left my sweet Marie.
I left her to see the world
now the whole world is mad at me!
I caught a fish.
The fish was pissed
"I been caught by an asshole!"
A threw it back
and a seagull crapped
"For you are an asshole!"
I've experienced such weird phenomena
since I left you my Marie
I walked away from your sweet sweet love
now the whole world is through with me
X2 ()
X2
I've experienced such odd phenomena
since you left me my Marie
The whole world can call me what it wants
if you just come back to me
My Marie!
I need you sweet Marie:
You're still an asshole
I'm on my knees, my Marie:
You're still an asshole
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chord by Damiano Fassari
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Readable chord sheet for Asshole by Living Colour
[Eb] [B] [C#] [Ab]
[Eb] [B] [C#] [Ab] [G] [F#] X4
[D]I heard a [Eb]tree.
It was[E] talking to [F]me.
[F]It said [Eb]"You [F]are [G]an [Bb]asshole." [Eb] [F] [G] [Bb]
[D]A honey [Eb]bee
Went [E]buzzing by [F]me.
[F]It said [Eb]"You're [F]such [G]an [Bb]asshole." [Eb] [F] [G] [Bb]
[Eb]I've experienced such strange phenomena
[F]since I left my sweet Marie.
[Eb]I left her to see the world
[F]now the whole world is mad at me!
[D]I caught a [Eb]fish.
The [E]fish was [F]pissed
[F]"I been [Eb]caught [F]by [G]an [Bb]asshole!" [Eb] [F] [G] [Bb]
[D]A threw it [Eb]back
and a [E]seagull [F]crapped
[F]"For [Eb]you [F]are [G]an [Bb]asshole!" [Eb] [F] [G] [Bb]
[Eb]I've experienced such weird phenomena
[F]since I left you my Marie
[Eb]I walked away from your sweet sweet love
[F]now the whole world is through with me
[Eb] [B] [C#] [Ab] [Ab] [Eb] [B] [C#] [Ab] [G] [F#] X2 ()
[Eb] [D] [E] [F] [Eb] [F] [G] [Bb] [Eb] [F] [G] [Bb] X2
[Eb]I've experienced such odd phenomena
[F]since you left me my Marie
[Eb]The whole world can call me what it wants
[F]if you just come back to me
[D]My [Eb]Marie!
[E]I need you sweet [F]Marie:
[D]You're still [Eb]an asshole
[E]I'm on my knees, [F]my Marie:
[D]You're still [Eb]an asshole
end: [Eb] [B] [C#] [Ab]
chord by Damiano Fassari