Happy

[G]I am really special cuz there's [D]only one of me.
[G]Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy that p[D]eople are jealous of me
[Am]When I get sad and lonely I [E]like to sing this song.
[Am]It cheers me up and shows me that [Em]I won't be [D]sad for long.[G] O-O-O
[G]I'm so happy, [D]I can barely breathe
[G]Buttons, dogs, kitties (s[D]omething), baby teeth
[Am]Watch out all you mothers, I'm [E]happy, it's hardcore
[Am]Happy as a coupon for a [Em]20 do[D]llar wh0re. [G]Hahahahaha
[G]I'm so happy, I'm a [D]sugar-coated me.
[G]Happy, good, anger, bad, that's [D]my philosophy.

[G]      [D]    [G]     [D]

Speaking : I can't do this, man. I'm not happy.

[G]I am really special cuz there's [D]only one of me.
[G]Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy that p[D]eople are jealous of me
[Am]These are my love handles, [E]this is my spout.
[Am]If you tip me over, then[E] momma said [D]knock you [G]out.
[G]I am special, I am happy, [D]I am gonna leave.
[G]Welcome to my happy world, [D]now get your sh!+ and leave.
[G]I am happy, [D]I am good, [G]I am...  [D]    I'[G]m out of[D] here!

[G]Scre[D]w You[G]!    [D]         [G]             [D]                 [G]                      [D]

Do the G and D strumming at the end constantly. :)