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The Auctioneer

Leroy Van Dyke
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   There was a boy in Arkansas
 Who  wouldn't listen to his ma
 When  she told him he should go to  school
 He'd  sneak away in the afternoon
 Take a  little walk and pretty soon
 You'd  find him at the local auction  barn.
 He'd  stand and listen carefully
 Then  pretty soon he began to see
 How the  auctioneer could talk so rapid-  ly
 He  said, "Oh, my, it's do or die
 I've  got to learn that auction cry
 Gotta  make my mark and be an auction-  eer."
   Twenty-five dollar bid it now, thirty dollar, thirty
 Will you  gimmie thirty, make it thirty
 Bid it on a thirty dollar, will you gimmie thirty
   Who'll-ll bid it at a thirty dollar  bid?
   Thirty dollar bid it now, thirty-five
 Will you  gimmie thirty-five,
 To make it thirty-five, to bid it a thirty-five
   Who woulda bid it at a thirty-five dollar  bid?
   As time went on, he did his best
 And  all could see he didn't jest
 He  practiced calling bids both night and  day
 His  pop would find him behind the barn
 Just  working up an awful storm
 As  he tried to imitate the auction-  eer.
 Then his(F pop said, "Son, we just can't stand
 To  have a mediocre man
 Sellin'  things at auction using our good  name
 I'll  send you off to auction school
   Then you'll be nobody's fool
   You can take your place among the  best."
   Thirty-five dollar bid it now, forty dollar, forty
 Will you  gimmie forty, make it forty
 Bid it on a forty dollar, will you gimmie forty
 Who'll-  ll bid it at a forty dollar  bid?
   Forty dollar bid it now, forty-five
 Will you gimmie forty-five,
 To make  it forty-five, to bid it a forty-five
 Who  woulda bid it at a forty-five dollar  bid?
 So  from that boy who went to school
 There  grew a man who played it cool
 And  came back home a full-fledged auction-  eer
 And the  people came from miles around
 Just to  hear him make that rhythmic sound
 That  filled their hearts with such a happy  cheer.
 His  fame spread out from shore to shore
 He had  all he could do and more
   Had to buy a plane to get  around
 Now  he's the tops in all the land
 Let's  pause and give that man a hand
 He's  the best of all the auctioneers  AROUND.
   Forty-five dollar bid it now, fifty dollar, fifty
 Will you  gimmie fifty, make it fifty
 Bid iton a fifty dollar, will you gimmie fifty
 Who'll  -ll bid it at a fifty dollar  bid?
   Fifty dollar bid it now, fifty-five
 Will you  gimmie fifty-five,
 To make it fifty-five, to bid it a fifty-five
 Sold that  horse for a fifty-five dollar  bill?
 Hey, well alright sir, open the gate and let 'em out and walk 'em boys
 Here we come with lot number 29 in, what'd ya gonna give?

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Readable chord sheet for The Auctioneer by Leroy Van Dyke

[C] There was a boy in Arkansas
Who [F] wouldn't listen to his ma
When [G] she told him he should go to [C] school  [G]
He'd [C] sneak away in the afternoon
Take a [F] little walk and pretty soon
You'd [G] find him at the local auction [C] barn.

He'd [F] stand and listen carefully
Then [C] pretty soon he began to see
How the [D] auctioneer could talk so rapid- [G] ly
He [C] said, "Oh, my, it's do or die
I've [F] got to learn that auction cry
Gotta [G] make my mark and be an auction- [C] eer."

 [C] Twenty-five dollar bid it now, thirty dollar, thirty
Will you [F] gimmie thirty, make it thirty
Bid it on a thirty dollar, will you gimmie thirty
 [G] Who'll-ll bid it at a thirty dollar [C] bid?  [G]
 [C] Thirty dollar bid it now, thirty-five
Will you [F] gimmie thirty-five,
To make it thirty-five, to bid it a thirty-five
 [G] Who woulda bid it at a thirty-five dollar [C] bid?

 [C] As time went on, he did his best
And [F] all could see he didn't jest
He [G] practiced calling bids both night and [C] day  [G]
His [C] pop would find him behind the barn
Just [F] working up an awful storm
As [G] he tried to imitate the auction- [C] eer.

Then his(F pop said, "Son, we just can't stand
To [C]  have a mediocre man
Sellin' [D]  things at auction using our good  [G] name
I'll  [C] send you off to auction school
 [F] Then you'll be nobody's fool
 [G] You can take your place among the  [C] best."

 [C] Thirty-five dollar bid it now, forty dollar, forty
Will you  [F] gimmie forty, make it forty
Bid it on a forty dollar, will you gimmie forty
Who'll- [G] ll bid it at a forty dollar  [C] bid?
 [C] Forty dollar bid it now, forty-five
Will you gimmie forty-five,
To make [F]  it forty-five, to bid it a forty-five
Who [G] woulda bid it at a forty-five dollar  [C] bid?

So [C] from that boy who went to school
There [F] grew a man who played it cool
And [G] came back home a full-fledged auction- [C] eer [G]
And the [C] people came from miles around
Just to [F] hear him make that rhythmic sound
That [G] filled their hearts with such a happy [C] cheer.

His [F] fame spread out from shore to shore
He had [C] all he could do and more
 [D] Had to buy a plane to get [G]  around
Now  [C] he's the tops in all the land
Let's [F]  pause and give that man a hand
He's [G]  the best of all the auctioneers [C] AROUND.

 [C] Forty-five dollar bid it now, fifty dollar, fifty
Will you [F] gimmie fifty, make it fifty
Bid iton a fifty dollar, will you gimmie fifty
Who'll [G] -ll bid it at a fifty dollar [C] bid?
 [C] Fifty dollar bid it now, fifty-five
Will you [F] gimmie fifty-five,
To make it fifty-five, to bid it a fifty-five
Sold that [G] horse for a fifty-five dollar [C] bill?

Hey, well alright sir, open the gate and let 'em out and walk 'em boys
Here we come with lot number 29 in, what'd ya gonna give?

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