Long Tall Glasses

[A]

[A]I was travellin' down the road feelin' hungry and cold,
I saw a sign sayin', food and drinks for [A7]everyone..
so, [D]naturally I thought I would take me a look in[A]side.
I saw [E]so much food there was [D]water coming from my [A]eyes.

[A]Yeah, there was ham and there was turkey, there was caviar.
And long tall glasses with wine up to [A7]y'are..
and [D]somebody grabbed me, threw me out of my [A]chair.
Said, 'Be[E]fore you can eat, you gotta [D]dance like Fred [A]Astaire.'

[A]You know I can't dance..you know I can't dance.

You know I can't dance..you know I can't dance.
I can't [D]dance! [A]    [E]      [D]        [A]            [A]              [Ab]                 [G]                   [F#]                      [F]                         [A]

[A]I am a man of the road..a hobo by name..I don't seek
entertainment, just poultry and [A7]game.
But if it's [D]all the same to you..then yes, I will try my [A]hand.
If you were [E]hungry as me, then I'm [D]sure you will under[A]stand.

[A] [Ab] [G] [F#] [F]// [A] (Hmmmmmm, now wait [A] minute...)

[A]Of course I can dance..of course I can dance.

I'm sure I can dance..I'm sure I can dance.
I can [D]dance..I can da..an..ce..I really hit the [A]floor.
Aaah, it feels [E]good..[D]look at me dancing. [A]   [Ab]      [G]        [F#]           [F]              [A]

[A]I did a Two-Step, Quick-Step and a Bossanova..a little
Victor Sylvester and a Rudy Val[A7]entino.
You [D]should have seen me moving, right across the [A]floor.
Hand me [E]down my tuxedo..next [D]week I'm coming back for [A]more.

[A]I can dance..oh, yes, I can dance.
Look at me dance on the [D]floor..movin'...I feel [A]good.
I can dance..I can [E]dance..I can dance..I can dance..
I can dance..I can dance..[A]  [Ab]     [G]       [F#]          [F]             [A]

A seventies smash from Kraziekhat.