Upper Middle Class White Trash

[D]         (Intro)
         I [G]just got offa work at five
         [D]Drivin' that old van I drive
         [G]Overalls and dirty boots
         But [A]Uncle Bill needed a funeral suit
         So when [G]I walked into that fancy store
         They [D]looked at me like I was poor
         But a [G]wad of hundred dollar bills caused a stir
         It went from "[A]Don't take checks" to "Right [A]away, yes sir!"

                 (CHORUS)
                 Upper Middle Class [G]White Trash
                 My pockets can't hold [D]all my cash
                 Cuz one day I [A]stopped to pee
                 Got some gas and won the [D]lottery
                 Now I'm investin' in my [G]neighborhood
                 My friends and family they're all [D]livin' pretty good

                 The trailer park's fulla Cadillacs
                 and [A]Upper Middle Clas[D]s White Trash [D]   [G]     [A]       [D]

         I got my [G]home boy Chris a brand new shop
         For [D]all those cars on cinder blocks
         And [G]cousin Charlie he thinks it's cool
         To [A]keep a large mouth bass in his new swimming p[A]ool
         I had a [G]birthday party for momma last night
         In her [D]90 and a half foot triple wide
         You [G]ain't seen nothin' if you ain't seen
         [A]NASCAR on a 60 inch plasma screen

                 (CHORUS)

                         (BRIDGE)
                         [G]Buyin chicken wings by the bucket
                         We [D]can't eat 'em all, we just say 'chuck it'
                         [E]All the Miller Lite that you can handle
                  [A]       A hundred and 57 movie channels.[A]...               heh heh heh...

                 (CHORUS - slightly modified)
                 Upper Middle Class [G]White Trash
                 Our pockets can't hold [D]all our cash
                 Cuz one day I [A]stopped to pee
                 Got some gas and won the [D]lottery-yee-yee
                 Now I'm investin' in my [G]neighborhood
                 My friends and family they're all [D]livin' pretty good

                 My trailer park's fulla Cadillacs
                 and [A]Upper Middle Class [D]White Trash [D]   [G]     [A]       [D]         [D]

         [G]So pop a top, sit back and relax
         All you Upper Middle Class [D]White Trash...