I'll Think of a Reason Later

[D]I heard he was gonn[G]a marry some girl fro[A]m Denver
Then my [D]sister came over, had the [G]Sunday paper with [D]her
[E]There was the girl on the [G]social page
[A]Lookin' in love and [D]all engaged
[G]We decided she don't take a very good [A]picture

It [G]may be my [A]family's [D]redneck nature
Rubbin' [G]off, bringin' [A]out unlady-l[D]ike behavior
It [G]sure ain't [A]Christian to [D]judge a stranger
But [G]I don't like her [A]
She [G]may be an [A]angel who [D]spends all winter
[G]Bringin' the [A]homeless [D]blankets and dinner
A [G]regular [A]Nobel [D]Peace Prize winner
But [G]I really hate her
I'll [A]think of a reason [D]later

I drew horns and blacked out her tooth with a marker
Childish, yes, but she made such a thin little target
I couldn't be happier on my own
But I've got the slightest of a jealous bone
And seein' her with him tends to enlarge it

Inside her head may lay all the answers
For curin' diseases from baldness to cancer
Salt of the earth and a real good dancer
But I really hate her
I'll think of a reason later

(Spoken) Well, it was just one tooth
Did I mention I don't particularly care for her?
She makes me sick...