Crazy Women

[G]  Who'd-a guessed that Aquanet
Could start a fire with a single cigarette
She wasn't  [C]  drunk, she wasn't stoned
Just sick and tired of wonderin' if he was coming home
So she drove  [G]  around
She found his car
They heard the boom from in the bar
He called the  [C]  cops
She called his bluff
They hauled her off in high heels and handcuffs

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 [G]  Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
Keep their  [C]  crazy hidden till they're  [G]  pushed off the deep end
Oh yea,  [D]  God forgive them, [C]  they weren't born like this
Oh no,  [G]  crazy women are  [D]  made by crazy men  [G]

He told his friends she was depressed
Borderline bi-polar, bitch with PMS
Well he cheats and  [C]  lies and then plays the victim
He don't know why they always seem to pick him

Some take a  [D]  pistol, some take an ax
Boy if you feel the fire, you better bet she's got a match
Might be the  [G]  teacher just down the street
The hairdresser or the housewife or the waitress that's so sweet
No you won't  [C]  see it when you meet 'em
So be careful how you treat 'em
She might look just like me

 [G]  Crazy women, ex-wives and old girlfriends
Keep their  [C]  crazy hidden till we're  [G]  pushed off the deep end
Oh yea,  [D]  God forgive us, even though  [C]  some were born like this
God knows,  [G]  crazy women are  [D]  made by crazy crazy crazy
 [G]  Crazy women are  [D]  made by crazy men  [G]