Staple Gun
KnorrigVersion1
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Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
ska bridge , ,
There was a guy called John
He found a staple gun
He thought it was a phone
And now he has no ear
His family thought he was dumb
His mum said 'Oh dear John
that's a bloody staple gun'
I now fear for your ear
The hospital surgeon said
she was gonna amputate John's head
The left side of it that is
the surgeon's name was Liz
'Your'e really stupid John
That's a bloody staple gun
She cut off poor John's ear
And now he can't really sort of properly hear
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Readable chord sheet for Staple Gun by Knorrig
[B] [F#] [G] ska bridge [G], [C], [D] There was a guy called John He found a staple gun He thought it was a phone And now he has no ear His family thought he was dumb His mum said 'Oh dear John that's a bloody staple gun' I now fear for your ear The hospital surgeon said she was gonna amputate John's head The left side of it that is the surgeon's name was Liz 'Your'e really stupid John That's a bloody staple gun She cut off poor John's ear And now he can't really sort of properly hear