Theres A Guy Works Down The Chip Shop

[G]Oh darling why you talk so fast
Another evening just flew past t[D]onight

And now the daybreak's coming in
And I can't wait and it aint rig[G]ht

[G]You told me all you've done and seen
And all the places you have been wit[C]hout me

Well I don't really want to know
But [G]I'll stay quiet and then I'll go
And you [D]won't have no cause to think abo[G]ut me

[G]Theres a guy works down the [C]chip shop swears he'[G]s Elvis
Just lik[C]e you swore to me that you'd be [G]true
[G]Theres a guy works down the [C]chip shop swears he'[G]s Elvis
But he's[D] a liar and I'm not sure about y[G]ou

[G]Oh darling you're so popular
You were the best thing new in H[D]icksville

With your mohair suits and foreign shoes
News is you changed your pick-up for a S[G]tockville

[G]And now I'm lying here alone
And your out there on the phone with some star in [C]New York

I can hear you laughing now
And [G]can't help feeling that somehow
You don'[D]t mean anything you say [G]at all

x2)

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