Jolly Green Giant

{tuning: Standard (EADGBE)}
{section: Intro}
        In duh valley of duh jolly...  (Ho - ho - ho)

        Wow!  [rimshot]

{section: Verse 1}
 [F7]       Heard abou[Bb]t the Jolly G[F7]reen Giant[C7]  (potatoes)

 [F7]       He[Bb]'s so big [F7]and mea[C7]n  (artichoke hearts)

 [F7]       He stands there laughin' [Bb]with his hands on his hips

 [C7] [N.
 [C].]
        And then he hits you with a can of beans

        guitar (doubled w/organ); played after each verse:

        (
 [C7])                (
{sot} [F])
         v   v   v       v     v
        ---------------------|---|
        ---1-----------------|---|
        -----3-1-3h5p3-1-----|---|
        -----------------3-1-|-3-|
        ---------------------|---|
        ---------------------|---|{eot}
                 ^^^^^ triplet

{section: Verse 2}
        He lives down there in his valley  (Brussels sprouts)
        The cat stands tall and green  (spinach)
        Well, he ain't no prize, and there's no women his size
        And that's why the cat's so mean

{section: Bridge 1}
 [E]
 [F] [N.
 [C].]
            One day he left

 [E]
 [F] [N.
 [C].]
            His valley pad

 [E]
 [F] [N.
 [C].]
            I mean to say

 [E]
 [F] [N.
 [C].]
            This cat was mad

 [E]
 [F] [N.
 [C].]
            Now listen 'round

 [E]
 [F] [N.
 [C].]
            He wasn't gone long

 [E]  [F]  [F#]
 [G] [N.
 [C].]
 [C7]                And then he ran into an Amazon

{section: Verse 3}
        Well, this changed his whole complexion  (broccoli)
        He had never seen such a beautiful sight  (corn)
        Well, he looked at her
        And she looked at him
        And she almost passed out from fright

{section: Bridge 2}
        He looked at her
        Thought, "what a dilly"
        He touched her once
        She slapped him silly
        This was something
        He had never sensed
        He looked at her
        As she commenced
        Now listen, pal
        This ain't no fluke
        "I can't see goin' with a big green kook"

{section: Verse 4}
        You've heard about the Jolly Green Giant  (eggplant)
        Don't let his troubles cross your mind  (celery stalks)
        He couldn't get Sally, so went back to his valley
        The cat was color-blind

[repeat verse w/wordless vocal]

          ... (carrots)
          ... (canned beans)

[repeat guitar/organ riff; end cold on F]