Nice Guys

[Em]Nice guys finish last,
[C]That's why I'll treat you like trash,
[G]It's not what I really wanna [D]do. But,
[Em]you only date bad guys so,
[C]I'll give it my best try to,
[G]Treat you the way you want me [D]to.

[Em]I never open a door,
or pull out a chair.
[C]You can tell me how your day was
but I don't really care.
[G]And if you ever get cold,
you'll just have to hack it,
[D]Cause I'd be cold too
If I gave you my jacket.
[Em]Like WHOA, you ain't sittin up front,
[C]Front is for the homies you can sit in the trunk.
[G]I never answer my phone,
Whenever you call it
[D]And when the waiter brings the bill
I never reach for my wallet.

And Ima BEAT you!
At every competition.
Going out with the girls
You better get my permission.
Wait no, i take that back, you can't go,
House is on tonight
And that's my favorite show!
Do I look fat in this dress?
Hell yeah you do!
Wait lemme speak your language
Cows go Moo!
Mooo Moooo Mooo MOOOO!

[C]But behind the sc[D]enes she means the wo[G]rld to m[Em]e.
[C]Wanna tell her that she's bea[D]utiful, and s[G]how her that she's loved.
[C]Hold her hand when she's sca[D]red, tell her [G]how much I c[Em]are...
[C]But that won't win her heart B[D]ECAUSE....

Nice guys finish last...