Eastbourne Ladies

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 [C#m]
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Y[C#]our always on your own,

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S[C#]itting on your seaside chairs on your own.

 [B]                       [C#m]
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E[C#]verybody passes you by.

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N[C#]obody seems to care,

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i[C#]f you flash your underwear.

 [B]                       [C#m]
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N[C#]o, I don't tell no lie.

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Y[C#]our bestest days are gone,

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N[C#]ow you know you're on the run.

 [B]                       [C#m]
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O[C#]h lady, why, why?

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Y[C#]our white and powdered face,

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Y[C#]ou need some holy grace.

 [B]                               [C#m]
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P[C#]ull yourself right back again.

E[A]astbourne ladies with your h[C#m]air done up so nice.

E[A]astbourne ladies with your t[C#m]ea and lemon ice.

L[D]emon ice. Le[C#m]mon ice.

I think you need something new,
But you don't know just what to do.
Croquette on the lawn, yet again.
You smile at passing boys.
You can't offer any joys.
You don't undestand your man.
Put your money in the bank,
Money in the bank, now lets be frank.
I want more,
More than 10000 pounds.
I want everything you've got.
I want the lot.
Gimmee gimmee gimmee gimmee all ye got.
Oh, help me. I need some,
I'm so poor now.

So I run around the town.
Looking at rows of you up and down.
I see you every,
everywhere.
I believe I have a choice,
I believe I've made my choice.
Come here lady, will turn brown.
50 years upon the beach
Should be done by now, you're out of reach.
I hope I don't bring you down.
Everything special about you
your pearls, your jewels and your money too,
Oh do you, wear a crown, when you got to bed, now.

The lyrics in the last verse may have some mistakes!

Enjoy,

Chris