Fuck Fake Hippies

[D]everybody [A]knows you go to [G]Melrose for those clothes
and [D]everybody [A]sees that you pre[G]fer to drive my black Mercedes [D]Benz
and i won't [A]meet you at the [G]Starbucks down the street
and [D]everybody [A]knows he's just a [G]secret trust fun baby

fuck fake [D]hippies.  [A]
fuck fake [G]hippies.
fuck fake [D]hippies.  [A]
you [A]kinda smell like sh[G]it.
because real [D]hippies, [A]
they don't wear [G]zubie
they don't have [D]blackberries, [A]
so fuck fake [G]hippies.

[D]you don't eat me[A]at so you can't [G]fit into chick jeans
and [D]i don't under[A]stand you wipe you're [G]shitty ass off with your hands
cuz [D]you don't believ[A]e in toilet p[G]aper, just chick jeans.
and [D]i'm fucking s[A]ick of these musi[G]cian artist mood swings

fuck fake [D]hippies.  [A]
fuck fake [G]hippies.
fuck fake [D]hippies.  [A]
you [A]kinda smell like sh[G]it.
because real [D]hippies, [A]
they don't wear [G]zubie
they don't have [D]blackberries, [A]
so fuck fake [G]hippies.

so fuck fake [D]hippies. [A]
fuck you fake [G]hippie
you stupid [D]hippie.   [A]
you shitty ass [G]hippie,
you kinda smell like [D]shit.

and i guess i mean that [D]literally [A]
shit stains in your zubie[G] jeans
text message in that [D]blackberry  [A]
you stupid fucking [G]fake hippie.

fuck [D]you, ew [A]ew ew [G]ew ew ew ew.
oh fuck [D]you, ew [A]ew ew [G]ew ew ew.
fuck you[D] suck my dick [A]too, ew e[G]w ew ew.
[D]suck my dick, [A]ew ew [G]ew ew.

we [D]see the shit stains in your [A]zubie jeans.
we [G]see the shit stains in your [A]zubie jeans.
we [D]see the shit stains in your [A]zubie jeans.
we [G]see the shit stains in your [A]zubie jeans.

ew
ew
ew
ewwwww.