Ten with a Two

[A]   [A]

 [A]  Last night downtown I was drinking the booze
Like it was going out of style
My whole head got light
I lost my eyesight
I ain’t been that drunk in awhile
 [D]  Along about 1 I spotted a queen
And I started to make my move
Aw,  [A]  she was believing every line I was laying
Lord I was just too cool
Well I  [E]  thought I died and gone to heaven
But Lord did I look like a fool
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
But at 10 I woke up with a  [A]  2

  Last  [D]  night I came in at 2 with a 10
  But at 10 I woke up with a 2
  I’ve got  [A]  20/20 vision when I ain’t drinking
  But lord when I get on that booze
  I ain’t  [E]  never gone to bed with an ugly woman
  But I sure woke up with a few
  Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
  But at 10 I woke up with a  [A]  2

Well I made up my mind
I was never gonna find
Myself in that condition again
But here I sit on the same barstool
And just look at the shape I’m in
I done spotted me another queen
Sitting at a table alone
So I strolled on over and sat myself down
And asked if I can take her home
When she said yes, I thought I’d been blessed
But boy did I look like a fool
Last night I came in at 2 with a 10
But at 10 I woke up with a 2

Repeat Chorus

Now  [E]  you may laugh
But if you’ve got the cash
I’ll bet you 10 to 1 you have  [A]  too