Portapotty

[G]I fell in love in the [C]portapotty line
[G]In the parking lot at some show
[G]She was dancing 'round [C]clutching herself
[G]She was waiting for [D]her turn t[G]o go

Her dreadlocks swung down like some shiny
   golden chains
She looked to be strong and brave
My nose was filled with the boquet
   of patchouly oil
It looked like that she had never shaved
Well I knew right away that I was in love
She was the woman for me
I could not tell if she felt the same way
But I know that she had to pee

The sunlight shown bright through the
   sun dress she wore
And reflected off the ring in her nose
Her ankle belt jingled as she danced around
I was proud of the line I had chose
When all of the sudden she could not
   take it no more
On that portapotty she whaled and she banged
And as she started tipping it back and forth
I just raised my head and I sang

The pretty little vacant sign showed in her face
And she flew right in like Peter Pan
I wanted to be there when she was done
So I went and peed behind a van
Well I did not realize just how much
   had been drunk
I stood there for the length of this song
When I zipped up, went back to that portapotty
My sweet little lover was gone

x2)

[G]She was dancing 'round [C]clutching herself
[G]She was waiting for [D]her turn t[G]o go
[G] [C] [D] [G]
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